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A side blog for me to post adult content (mainly so that I don't jumpscare my mutuals with sudden horny). I post my uncensored drawings on my bluesky: thatnerdio main acc & ao3 @thatnerdio.

[thatnsfwnerdio]

Hello there! Welcome to my mature sideblog where I will be unabashedly horny. My main is @thatnerdio if you want to see my more general and sfw posts. I write smut and post them both here and on my Ao3 account. I am a transguy (he/him), so my blog is trans-inclusive.

Send me an ask, whether it's a request or you just want to ramble, I'm all ears! I do write more than smut! It's just very easy for me to pop out a smutty one shot, lmao. I mainly write for gotham Edward Nygma (and other cms characters), but I'm open to more. I definitely love writing Ed's rare pairs, there's so much to explore. I'm pretty kink friendly, but I do have my personal limits.

Here are some yes's and no's to get a feel (this list may change):

✅Angst, Romance, Fluff, Smut, Whump, Hurt/Comfort, AUs

✅One-Shots, Headcannons, Imagines, Short Fics, Full Fics 

✅Common Ships, Rare Pairs, X-Reader, Crossover Ships 

✅Bondage 

✅Watersports 

✅Pet Play 

✅Mommy/Daddy Kink 

✅Monsters 

✅CNC/Non-Con 

❌Real Person Fiction 

❌Explicit Self-harm 

❌Vomit 

❌Scat 

It may take me some time to respond to asks and I may not respond to all of them.

[thegreatescape]

#spot the differences

[doeihartje]

From the 1997 August issue of BADI.

[lord-garbage]

Fanfic Prompt

Before this idea eats me alive, I thought I’d better share it:

Turns out that Jim’s “physical improvements” don’t just include superior strength and resilience but also a monster package. 

Naturally, Jim freaks out about his new equipment. That is, until one – or more – of Gotham’s fine gentlemen introduce(s) him to its more pleasurable side benefits.

[lord-garbage]

TheFierceBeast wrote an absolutely Gordlock-licious one-shot for this prompt called For Science. 

Harvey’s voice is little more than a whisper. His hand still closed around Jim’s wrist. “We should probably measure it. I mean, you, you should. For science.”

If you haven’t already read it already, @meowitskatmofo​ also posted a super yummy Gordlock one-shot here.

Harvey knew exactly what Jim was talking about when their bodies fully pressed together. He gasped, his fingers digging into the nape of Jim’s neck as he breathed out carefully, “That’s, uh, a mighty big problem you got there, Jimmy.”

If you haven’t already and feel like it, please give those two some love for their creativity and generous Gordlock smut efforts. <3

[suguwu]

grinding on his thigh with your fingers sinking into his bicep to try and stay balanced only to collapse against him as he gives you an almost mean little bounce that makes pleasure arc through you like lightning

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[thatnsfwnerdio]

Ed with an embarrassing crush on Jim and Harvey. He secretly dreams of being their third.

Some might find the "good cop/bad cop" routine a bit cheesy, but for Ed it was his guilty pleasure. Just the thought of being passed back and forth between the gruff, older detective with a temper and the handsome boy scout with a heart of gold nearly made Ed swoon. The chemistry between the two was addicting and Ed ate it up whenever he updated them on a case, wondering how their comradery would translate into the bedroom. Maybe, at home they would swap roles: Jim taking the lead with authority and punishments as a straight-laced commander, and Harvey softening into a plush teddy bear full of love and praise. Maybe, one day if Ed gathered up the courage to talk with the detectives more he could find out, but for now it would have to remain as nothing more than an embarrassing, self-indulgent fantasy.

[ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀ 𝟧 ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜰɪᴄʟᴇᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ!]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[rabbitkinglune777]

not to be a pervert but like, I normally find certain aspects of the body attractive that are pretty much not as highlighted like ass or boobs

to me, I love flabby tummies or saggy boobs, I like arm fat and cellulite, but also been finding myself attracted to hands. I guess from an artist perspective it makes sense but horny perspective I'm just into all the body.

[handpervert]

nonono, it does make sense to like hands

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[winnielovesscriddler]

I wrote a one shot that exists in the Kings of Gotham universe

Uhm... it's kinda just Edward and Oswald fucking...sorry...

If you want you can read it idrc it's not required reading as there will be more about Edward and Oswald's past relationship in the official story.

I'm keeping smut out of the official work as it doesn't really have a place there.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sharknadoslutt]

Send me a NSFW headcanon and I’ll write a 5 sentence ficlet about it 👀👅

[saikyun]

[frontmansdefender]

[notsafefordeals]

S2 Nygmobblepot you have my heart oh my god

[pissbuddysrevived]

hn....someone tied up and desperate to pee, when help finally comes they try to untie them but the tied up character is squirming around too much to for them to be any help

they have to convince the desperate character to just pee so theyre relaxed enough to be rescued and its ok, its not the worst thing that couldve happened to them

[sodomite-son]

dry humping should be desperate and needy. it should feel like you're trying to knock me up through 4 layers of fabric.