#cncf shitpost

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(( i was threatened

EDIT: that’s a joke ))

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[[ when you share the same name and the same boy you’re in love with

according to some reliable articles on parrots (and a friend), hand-raised parrots will think that their owners are their mates

happy april fools, thanks for the prompt @arquablysalty ]]

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Excuse me but I think Teds hand just uh... vanished when knocking on the door. Like, it just poofed away.

[[ i broke it like dolores is gonna <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> ]]