#co conspiring

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

BIRDS ARE REAL. THAT IS A PSYOP TO THE REAL DRONES: MOSQUITOES

THINK. THE BLOOD SAMPLES! THE WHIRRING! THE NANOTECHNOLOGY! THEY ARE FAR BETTER DRONES THAN BIRDS

So you’re saying the whole “birds are government drones” thing was made up BY the government to hide the fact that mosquitoes were implanting nanotechnology into our skins? Excellent work, my colleague! Good thing I’ve never been bitten by one—I’ve set up a turret around my house and car that kills any mosquitos within a 10-mile radius!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

It’s pride month, theorist. you know what that means.

huh

what

do you want me to make like

gay theories?

what

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

TV REMOTES ORIGINALLY WORKED ON DISHWASHERS, BUT THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYED ALIENS FROM URANUS'S SECRET MOON TO DISMANTLE THE FUNCTION WITH A BRAIN IMPLANT. IN THE DISHWASHER.

I’m sure it was just the first step in their brain-implant process. Who knows when they’ll start using it to brainwash us! We must spread the truth!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

the entirety of nebraska consists of a gaping hole to the center of the earth surrounded by cornfields

I’m sure the Government is conducting the evilest experiments in the crater. Anyone claiming to be from there must be either a government agent trying to cover it up, or perhaps an escaped experiment from the crater itself? Interesting…