THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

I’m sharing the REAL truth with the world! I will not be silenced! I CANNOT BE SILENCED! I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.

Tags

“conspiring” -> the gimmick posts, theories and whatnot

“bonus theory” -> ‘theories’ from reblogs that aren’t necessarily canon. if that. makes sense?

“ooc” -> out of character

“co conspiring” -> answering asks or reblogs

Guidelines/Boundaries

they/them pronouns, and for all intents and purposes refer to me as ‘theorist’ :3

Asks are open for silly little conspiracy theories OR questioning my theories. No sharing homophobia, racism, sexism, or transphobia, nor politics or politically-based theories, unless it’s something silly like “there was an 8th-and-a-half president named Quentin Trembley!”

Notice the ‘incorrect’ in my URL!!

Nothing I post here is a reflection of my actual views or thoughts! This is meant to be a silly gimmick blog in which I make obviously fake conspiracies!! ^^

reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeeeeeeeeee

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

It’s pride month, theorist. you know what that means.

huh

what

do you want me to make like

gay theories?

what

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

My cheese is real. How the hell fid cheese become real

the government

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals

(Poll 14 of 64)

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

incorrectconspiracytheorist

lowpolyanimals

Voting ended onMay 13, 2025

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

@lowpolyanimals

(no propaganda submitted)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

These so-called “Low Poly Animals” are actually sleeper agents in a plot to overthrow humans!

L.P.A.!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT! “Low Poly Animals”? or does it really stand for “Legion of Polygonal Agents”?? These animals are here to overthrow humans by poisoning our mind with evil video games, weakening us so that they can take our place! And their leader? None other than tumblr user @lowpolyanimals themselves!

ooc: yeah it’s been a good run but I am NOT winning this chat 💔💔💔 better luck next time. Oh, and I did the quiz from lowpolyanimals’s blog and I got the bird from portal 2 :D

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

jd vance definitely killed the pope

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

the new pope is american for a reason. he will defeat jd vance in hand to hand combat to avenge his fallen brethren.

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[creature-of-the-week]

Heresy.

[heresylog]

Rating: Not Cute

[phannie-elvis]

Snating: snot snute

[the-mojave-desert]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[unyieldingsilence]

woah mama

[this-post-smells-like]

⠀

[ufo-encounter]

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリᒷ↸ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

BLOG is CONFUSED

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

jd vance definitely killed the pope

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Advice on not being silenced? They’re trying to hide the truth of The Streets.

Nice try, Mr. Government, I know you’re just trying to steal my secrets.

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

So basically, Australia isn’t upside down… EVERYONE ELSE IS RIGHT SIDE UP! The rest of the world is government freaks hired by big right side up to collectively isolate Australia because of the secret spiderroos running around in the nuclear desert that takes up the center of the country…..

Ah, the early days of researching, when I believed in Australia. Don’t worry, you will soon find out that Australia is nothing but another one of those lies the government has released to cover up their evil experiments.

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

incorrectconspiracytheorist

arewebeholdingaman

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

@arewebeholdingaman

(no propaganda submitted)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

Birds may not be government drones, but they are trying to infiltrate our society!

My sources tell me Diogenes is actually a chicken in disguise! He plucks his feathers everyday to fit the definition of a man so that he can achieve his evil goals of infiltrating THIS GIMMICK BRACKET SPECIFICALLY. We cannot let him win. RALLY! VOTE FOR THE TRUTH!

[arewebeholdingaman]

Who told

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

a true scientist never reveals their sources

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

incorrectconspiracytheorist

arewebeholdingaman

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

@arewebeholdingaman

(no propaganda submitted)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

Birds may not be government drones, but they are trying to infiltrate our society!

My sources tell me Diogenes is actually a chicken in disguise! He plucks his feathers everyday to fit the definition of a man so that he can achieve his evil goals of infiltrating THIS GIMMICK BRACKET SPECIFICALLY. We cannot let him win. RALLY! VOTE FOR THE TRUTH!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

BIRDS ARE REAL. THAT IS A PSYOP TO THE REAL DRONES: MOSQUITOES

THINK. THE BLOOD SAMPLES! THE WHIRRING! THE NANOTECHNOLOGY! THEY ARE FAR BETTER DRONES THAN BIRDS

So you’re saying the whole “birds are government drones” thing was made up BY the government to hide the fact that mosquitoes were implanting nanotechnology into our skins? Excellent work, my colleague! Good thing I’ve never been bitten by one—I’ve set up a turret around my house and car that kills any mosquitos within a 10-mile radius!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

#003

Birds aren’t the only government drones around…

It was a sunny day, and I was seated at my desk doing Very Important Scientific Research when I happened to glance at the window. To my surprise, staring back at me was none other than a squirrel. It stared at me with its evil eyes for a moment before scurrying away. Clearly it was a government drone, attempting to gather intel on my Very Important Scientific Research. I must be more wary of animals in the future. I cannot allow this Very Important Scientific Research to fall into the wrong hands.

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

TV REMOTES ORIGINALLY WORKED ON DISHWASHERS, BUT THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYED ALIENS FROM URANUS'S SECRET MOON TO DISMANTLE THE FUNCTION WITH A BRAIN IMPLANT. IN THE DISHWASHER.

I’m sure it was just the first step in their brain-implant process. Who knows when they’ll start using it to brainwash us! We must spread the truth!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

the entirety of nebraska consists of a gaping hole to the center of the earth surrounded by cornfields

I’m sure the Government is conducting the evilest experiments in the crater. Anyone claiming to be from there must be either a government agent trying to cover it up, or perhaps an escaped experiment from the crater itself? Interesting…

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

this blog is planet dolan core

I haven’t heard of the planet Dolan, though I’m sure if you’re comparing me to it then it must be filled with only the smartest of scholars, correct?

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

drawing-you-as-a-critter

incorrectconspiracytheorist

Voting ended onApr 17, 2025

@drawing-you-as-a-critter

(no propaganda submitted)

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

[the-original-gb-bracket]

drawing-you-as-a-critter is gone so congrats to @incorrectconspiracytheorist for winning this poll by default!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

Tumblr user drawing-you-as-a-critter is actually a front for the government…

The government realized how powerful I would be if I won this tournament, so they inserted a false user under the guise of “drawing-you-as-a-critter” in an attempt to stop this from happening. However, the truth is too powerful to suppress! I am ALWAYS right!

ooc: it’s so cool that I’m in this and I’m happy to be moving on!! not at ALL concerned about the fact that I’m losing to someone who doesnt. exist.