Absolutely loved the NSFW, But could you also do the SFW plz🙏 completely up to you!
✦ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ✦
(m!reader / stoner skater bf with a lazy heart of gold)
note: This one’s SFW for the soft bois and fluff lovers! Want the NSFW? Check the last post or send me a lil’ ask and I gotchu :3
✧ The lowest maintenance boyfriend on Earth. You gave him a hug once and he decided you were his soulmate.
✧ All it takes to keep him happy is a compliment and some fries.
✧ Doesn’t know how to flirt, just sends dry-ass “u up” texts and calls it romantic.
✧ Talks about you constantly. Even people who don’t know you know you.
✧ Shows you every weird video he finds on MySpace like it’s life-changing. “Babe look, LOOK—he puts hot Cheetos on ramen.”
✧ Will NOT shut up once he’s comfortable with you.
✧ Makes you play Minecraft with him and builds you ugly little dirt houses that he thinks are cute.
✧ “I made this for u. It has a lil farm. And a couch. I think.”
✧ Takes you on “skate dates” but he cannot skateboard to save his life. Still insists on trying to teach you.
✧ Gives you his hoodie even when it’s hot out. It smells like cheap weed and Axe body spray.
✧ Always wants to be near you. Leaning on your shoulder, laying on your chest, draped across your lap—he’s like a big lazy cat.
✧ Says “I love you” mid-convo like he just remembered. “Yeah so anyway I was thinking of dyeing my hair green—love you btw.”
✧ You’re his whole world. Even if he’s an idiot, he’s your idiot.
note: Crispin is the type to miss you even when you’re in the same room. Dumb, loyal, and yours forever.
