#coachplayer

[lethimsoak]

Coach being crazy over a star player on the team is like. Ok yeah that makes sense. But what does it mean when he’s obsessed with a mid or even an objectively bad player

[marandrey99]

Andrey and Marat are wearing bracelets which look like a pair

[ohymnia]

calling a player "coachable" is equivalent to calling them fuckable

[halfcourts]

if and when! you end up in the right headspace for it, i'd love to hear your koc/justin thoughts that you typed out and deleted in response to justin not doing interviews (in the face of all this TRAGEDY!!!). and ALSO your tags on how justin should cry, YES. like honestly that's the main reason he skipped the interviews i'm sure, he knew he wouldn't be able to stop the tears and that is NOT the image that glittery PR worthy shiny jjettas would ever want to project! (and since you mention joe crying and justin watching it all unfold on thanksgiving, would love to offer a little vision of joe using his bye week to watch the vikings game, seeing and Sensing how upset justin is, and calling him up after the game to check in. maybe - since you pointed out how FUN it is that only joe is allowed to call him justin - joe says justin in a soft tone right at the beginning of the call and that's enough for the tears to start on justin's end!! and joe Get Its because he just accidentally cried on national tv himself lmao) (also ja'marr's there too of course. where else would he be.)

HIIIII 😳🥰 … i was hoping someone would ask me abt this actually lol . 4billion words of #Problematic #AgeGap #Coachplayer thoughts under cut … #🤓

ok so ive spoken more in depth abt this w oomf fifi @realtapiocafan but basically i had this idea that like . as bad as cwentz was except for the (sorry in advance !) bengals game ... he Was playing injured and koc didn't rlly stop him . which def lost them some winnable games which obv would have been distressing for justin and where does justin go when he's feeling distressed well he goes to koc of course . (for sex etc etc) .

but then jj comes comes back and they beat the lions and spirits are high so justin forgets all abt his weekly wallowing&getting coach head session and so koc is like going thru withdrawals but justin is seemingly fine . which is when koc (internally) is like . Ok we need to lose every game so embarrassingly and justin having a slump would also be good . And guess what both of those things immediately happen Severely (😓) which brings us to the present .

basically koc is like phantom threading justin for sex but instead of poisoning him w mushrooms he's like . well let's just say he doesn't particularly mind if whichever rookie qb is playing today gets sacked a couple or 5 times 😭😭 . bc he knows that he's the first person justin confides in when he's frustrated so if justin is frustrated on a weekly basis chances are he'll keep coming back to koc and yeah it's mutually beneficial in the sex way but also like . (I #rpfually imagine that) it does get to justin sometimes that he doesn't have a dynamic duo day 1 counterpart the way that so many other players (coughcoughjoe'marr) do . like koc is the closest thing he has to something like that .

but the gag is all the time justin has spent pondering his lonesome has made him rlly good at reading ppl so he can sense when koc is using their Arrangement to take advantage of him which is when HE turns up his sopping wet cat factor just enough that koc feels palpably guilty (bc justin finds that #hot 🤪) . Basically these two freaks are so freakishly obsessed with each other in the exact same way but rather than just saying that and living happily after they want the other one to feel bad&weird in the same way that they so they're both constantly calculating how much Unpleasantness the other one is willing to bear in order to keep their thing going . and the answer is I guess we'll never know . Bc they both have no plans of stopping bc they're both sick FREAKS who do this for fun !!! 🙄🙄 .

Idk how much of that was comprehensible but very Yeah to justin crying on the phone w joe . if i were to add on id say that joe is also crying bc ja'marr is also there and they're actually on facetime w justin so they can have the world's saddest mutually jorkin it moment .

this rubbish is brought to u by that one post that's like most important part of sports is knowing how 2 eroticize failure&loss . bc like yea those are def things that these guys have done this szn 😭😭

[ursaltonmyskin]

His face and hair and stubble and arms and everything 🤯

[marandrey99]

The way Marat looks at Andrey OMG

yeah you gave him butterflies

[marandrey99]

Andrey put Marat's racket under his pillow and slept with it

💘🥹😭 Fan girl

source：bolshe

[marandrey99]

Andrey's had a massive crush on him since day one and they have nicknames for each other

#джуниор🥹