#cocklordsimone

[saga-city]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: Eeeeeee I just got back from a job interview and I...

woop woop! what’s the job?

I want to say astronaut but it's a phone sales job. It's awful but I'm in desperate need of money so I'm really happy.

[a-wild-haggis]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: i feel like i can’t post about a lot of my...

you’re explaining yourself well enough for me to get it

ok cool

i think one of the main factors is that I don't like my personal stuff being the topic of conversations amongst people I know irl. It's mine to discuss. I feel like it's safer if I'm the one doing it because then if there's a bit of miscommunication or a misunderstanding or if the person(s) has/have a question about it then I can fix it and clear it up but when other people do it it's out of my control and it freaks me out no end. Also I think there's a bit of "if you were curious then why didn't you ask me" going on in there because I'm a natural over-sharer and I'm cool with talking about this stuff but only if it's me doing it aaaaaaah and if I put certain things up on here then those things might be (and have been) brought up in conversations amongst people I know (both followers and non-followers) and then judgements might be made about myself or other people without being given the chance to explain oh god i'm working myself up here hugely i'm gonna be quieter now

[a-wild-haggis]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: can someone please 3D print a 3D printer for me...

woah

they're so expensive

will give oral 4 3d printer xxx

[a-wild-haggis]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: cocklordsimone replied to your post: ...

haha NOPE. Though I live in the middle of nowhere AND I’m unreasonably picky, so you know.

being picky ain't unreasonable.

[a-wild-haggis]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: cocklordsimone replied to your post: i haven’t...

haha, I don’t mean to be all ‘I haven’t had sex in way longer therefore you aren’t allowed to complain’ it’s just genuinely funny to me that a person would consider two weeks a long time. I’m laughing at myself more than I am you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE

NO NO I GET YOU i had a dry spell of over two years which ended around June-July last year and I've had sex multiple times a week since then so it's just kinda weird is all!! Have you not found anyone on grindr who's not a weirdo yet? :/

[a-wild-haggis]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: i haven’t had sex in two weeks and i think i’m...

hahahahahahahaha YOU POOR THING

i'm sorry simon :( but i've spent like 9 out of the last 14 days with my boyfriend and it's difficult not to jump him but i'm still bleeding from my womb biopsy and now he's caught the flu and i think i might be coming down with it now aaaaargh

nb: it's more sorta menstrual stuff than blood because i usually wind up with blood happening during it anyway (which is why i go the biopsy in the first place) so it's basically lots of gross brown liquid and goo

[paragonpaladin]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: [[MOR] My cousin’s birthday is this weekend....

burn it down

I concur.  Or maybe just set fire to my ex. That would work too. 

[a-wild-haggis]

cocklordsimone replied to your post: cocklordsimone replied to your post: I need to...

sorry sorry sorry I’m a total enabler sorry

you wee fucker