#cockringhoratio

[adreamingsongbird]

cockringhoratio replied to your post “hi rimi ���� sorry i havent been around as much... last semester was...”

R i M i !!!¡¡!!¡¡¡¡ me: what do you have you: a fic! me: NOOOOOOOO

jfkdsjkfd the good news is that this particular fic is never happening because i decided im baby and people on the internet are mean, so it’s more or less dead

[patheticfrogarchive]

please tell me more about your cat named samurai

I WOULD LOVE TO

sam is such a lil dick but i love him. hes one of those cats that takes FOREVER to get used to you, like ive had him since 2011ish and he only just recently (like within the past 2ish years) got comfortable enough with me to snuggle and stuff, but once hes ready to snuggle he fuckin snuggles. i literally cannot get him to leave my bed sometimes. he also really loves going underneath blankets, its so fuckin cute

hes also a very fancy boi bc hes got a mustache 

hes also real frickin weird like he does this thing where whenever hes going to use the litter box, he HAS to scream and let everybody know hes getting ready to do his business. at first i thought he was in pain but nope, hes just like that

he also chirps at literally anything that moves. his favorite thing is to chase reflections or lights that he sees on walls, and he’ll just sit there staring at it occasionally chirping for like, 10 minutes. one time i was playing w him with a laser pointer and he tried to bite the light off the wall, but he ended up just kinda... smacking his face into the wall. he wasnt hurt or anything but it was real funny to watch

he doesn’t really like being held, but he’ll tolerate it usually unless you touch his feet, bc if you touch his feet its game over

he also may or may not be possessed and plotting my death at this very second

he actually just went to the vets this morning and other than a few teeth issues (hes got real bad teeth, like so many had to get pulled when he was a baby and its at the point where he can’t really chew hard food/treats properly, he just kinda swallows his treats whole now) he’s in top condition and was a lot better behaved than i thought he would be and im v proud of him

he really didn’t appreciate being flipped over though

[adreamingsongbird]

hi rimi 😭😭 sorry i havent been around as much... last semester was just *deep sighs into hands* but anyway...... i see you are into the banana fishes now.... which from what i have gathered is a hORRIFICALLY HEARTBREAKING ANIMANGA RIMI!! we know what you do to the things you love!!!! you make them âńgštę™!!!!!!! so w h y did you pick something that already has a baseline angst level of SO MUCH!! (((((i support u and im glad ur having fun im always here w my Knife if the haters get u down)))))

adjfksdjfds cy ily youre so good dont even WOrry about it,,, i get u school is *clown honk followed by gunshot and 4 cash register noises*

and y,es,,,,, listen im a hurt/comfort gremlin okay in the case of banane the hurt is already more than provided so all i need to do is add the comfort,,, its good,,, im ,,, its a good time,,,,,,,, cries into my hands 

[adreamingsongbird]

IM ONLY HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI BUT YUURI IS THE ONE SAYING IT

The crash is what jolts Viktor out of sleep.

Makkachin is in bed next to him, though she sits up immediately, head cocked, and Viktor feels his heart start to race. If both he and Makkachin are in bed, who’s in the kitchen?

Silently, he sits up and swings his legs over the side of his bed, cursing the shitty quality of furniture available in the student apartments when it creaks, and hesitates. He doesn’t own a baseball bat (what kind of gay does that?) or anything... so fuck him if this is how he dies, but he grabs the heaviest textbook he has and very quietly opens his bedroom door.

He doesn’t know what he expected (a burglar after his laptop, maybe), but it absolutely isn’t Unfairly Gorgeous Business Major Yuuri Katsuki sitting on the floor in a puddle of orange juice, carefully picking up the pieces of a broken glass in the dark. He looks up, squinting, when Viktor clears his throat, and then his face lights up.

“Vitya!” he sings, and then immediately his face falls again. “Oh, fuck, I broke a cup. I’m sorry. I just wanted some juice. Didn’t have enough juice today. You always have juice, though.”

Oh. Yuuri is drunk off his ass right now, isn’t he. Viktor puts the textbook down, flicks on the lights, and raises an eyebrow. “You broke into my apartment at two in the morning for juice?”

“No,” Yuuri says, shielding his eyes from the light. “I’m only here to establish an alibi.”

“An alibi,” Viktor repeats, as Makkachin comes trotting up behind him. “Makka, sit, stay. Good girl. Alibi for what?”

He gets a rag to soak up the juice, uses a dustpan and sweeps up the bits of glass, and takes the bigger shards carefully away from Yuuri, who continues to sit on the floor and stare at him like he’s just hung every star in the sky. Then he realizes he’s been asked a question and lights up again. “Phichit’s decided they’re rolling Dr. Feltsman’s house! But I have his class tomorrow so I don’t want him mad at me, and he likes you. So I came here for an alibi!”

Viktor tries to be unamused, grumpy, skeptical, or even just tired, but he’s very bad at that when faced with Yuuri, who is absolutely divine and is also a walking reminder that Viktor is gay. “You think Yakov is going to think I wasn’t there?”

“Yes.” Yuuri nods very seriously. “You’re a good student and you wouldn’t stay up this late when there’s a quiz tomorrow.”

There’s a quiz tomorrow?

Viktor feels himself fill with existential-dread-fueled cheer. He’s awake at two in the morning when there’s a quiz at nine. “Well, fuck me right up the ass--”

“Okay,” Yuuri agrees pleasantly. 

“--because I... Uh. Sorry, what?”

Yuuri ignores that, humming and bobbing his head for a moment before he jolts. “Oh!” He reaches into his pocket and hands Viktor... his own spare key? “I forgot to give this back to you when you let me come over to pet Makkachin the other day. Sorry!”

Viktor rubs his forehead and sighs. Well, at least that explains how he got in.

“Come on,” he says, reaching down and hoisting Yuuri to his feet. “You need to get some sleep.”

“Sleep is good,” Yuuri agrees, flopping bonelessly against his chest. “You’re waaarm. Can I sleep with you?”

Viktor looks at Makkachin. Makkachin sneezes.

“You know my bed isn’t very big, right?”

“Yeah,” Yuuri hums. “But you slept with me last time we got drunk, so it’s only fair.”

That’s true. Viktor can’t argue with that logic. It’s two in the morning, and he can’t argue with any logic. “Okay,” he says, and checks to make sure the door is locked before he guides Yuuri to bed and to dreamland.

[adreamingsongbird]

cockringhoratio replied to your post “i mean fuck america but dipping fries in milkshakes is a Great...”

Rimi If You Are Going To Mention The Sweet Tea Divide In A Place Where I Can See It You Have To Provide Viktor's Choice Of Side Too And It Better Be The Right One

alright but riddle me this, cy:

is the idiot who thinks that fries dipped in milkshakes are bad going to make the correct choice regarding sweet tea? is he really?

[rainelinde]

rimi why is dhoom 3 so bleh when "fast and furious with motorcycles" should be like. bulletproof. loved the first one and could come around on the second now that i get what its going for. ive been telling everyone about the scene where they ramp the boat into the semi. incredible cinema. pure meathead bullshit. profound.

i have to confess. i havent ever actually even seen dhoom 3. my sister told me it wasn't worth it and i went "understood" and that was that. BUT IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED 1 AND 2 like. what the hell was that all even about. theyre not good movies. however they are fantastic. theyre inventing new kinds of bisexuality in dhoom 2 and not all of them are good but by god have they been invented. i will be haunted by the phrase "excuse me to please" until i die. what the FUCK does that even MEAN?

[rainelinde]

rimi i watched 3 idiots oh my god its so good i cried so many times. raju my poor little meow meow. pia my late game little meow meow. they are all so good. THE FACT THE DIRECTOR STILL HAD A SHAVED MUSTACHE IN THE FUTURE!!! incredible cinema. it feels insane to say Really Tight Structure about a 3 hr film with multiple dance breaks and yet. the second song with the old film pastiches was so fun. i loved the fucked perspective bridge so much. the fact they kept going to black and white on raju's house even when awful shit was happening. i love this movie so much rimi.

IM SO FUCKING GLAD IM SO GLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its been my favorite movie since i was like 14 for a reason. zoobi doobi is sooo full of old bollywood references and jokes (like the giant moon and fluttering dupatta and the rain sequence, etc, are all super common classic bollywood romance tropes. see here for example. <- this is the song raju drunkenly tried to sing as background music when rancho was confessing to "pia" lskdjf) and its so funny the way that song parodies them but in a loving way. BUT YEAH YEAH the thing about most 3 hour movies is that at some point i do feel like its a slog even if im enjoying the movie. but not this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so glad you enjoyed it i love this movie too :D :D

[itstimetodrew]

‘willem dafish’ made me realize for the first time that is in fact his voice coming out of that fish. im having an indescribable feeling about it.

His voice is very very very nice and he definitely needs to do more voice work because of it... 😳

He's also a southern villain rat in Fantastic Mr. Fox and an ASMR villain in Tales from Earthsea if you would like more hehe