"I feel as though I have always belonged on Tumblr," I think to myself. I picked up the bowl and put it on my head, beginning to spin.
I ponder this for a few moments, before saying aloud to my mother, "I wonder whether I'm spinning in a clockwise direction." She ignored me. Such occurences were now common in our household.
The microwave beeps. I rush to the microwave and retrieve my milk, before adventuring upstairs and writing the happenings on my blog.







