Apr 19, 2023
Shepherd: "You two have been in this evidence locker for—Hey!."
Y/n: "What?!? Nothing." *pushes Soap away*
Shepherd: "Nothing? You were just making out with MacTavish."
Soap: "Ah, there's that candy bar wrapper I was looking for. Oh, Y/n, what are you doing here?."
Shepherd: "Now I understand why nothing gets done on this base. The sargeants are too busy frenching with each other, but you know what? Your little honeymoon is over! 'Cause as long as I'm here, you two are done! And I'm gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long—Oh, this is a heart attack. This right here, this is a heart attack. Ooh, it's a big one. Ooh, ooh, ooh." *falls onto a pile of boxes*
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