#coelii.psa

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If you’re transfem please remember the following:

You DO NOT need to wear makeup to leave the house (or ever really)

You DO NOT need to wear a dress or skirt to be perceived as a woman (women be wearing pants since nineteen-aught-seven)

You DO NOT need to voice train (unless you wanna)

You DO NOT owe anyone an explanation on your gender or sexuality (and it’s weird if they think you do)

You DO NOT need to double jump to reach high places (it’s just really helpful)

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Before getting major surgery it’s highly recommended that you receive a second opinion and obtain pre authorization, especially if your procedure is being done by Dr. Mario because he only works with a single platform.

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next time you get someone a dr. pepper make sure to tell them you milked the doctor yourself

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pro tip: jack off your wife before they go to work ✅

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friendly reminder that you’re always welcome to interact with me I’m domesticated and don’t bite

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You need to remember to wait 30 minutes after eating before getting in the vat of hydrochloric acid

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if you decide to play Dark Souls: Prepare to Die in the year of our lord twenty twenty five, please remember NOT to turn on the in game Anti-Aliasing if you’re using DSFix’s AA because if will bork your game and make you end your stream 30 minutes earlier than you wanted to

this has been another hyper-specific psa from Kori Coelii ✌️

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if you have ears like mine you shouldn’t buy earrings at torrid but again only if you have ears like mine