#coffee alignment

[falsehoodx]

hi it’s the 99% water anon you were spot on bro 😔😔 aroace but if i wasn’t i’d for sure be a bottom ( just gonna use the emoji if i ever speak here again lmao ) -💧

aces stay hydrated that’s why they’re never thirsty

[falsehoodx]

How do I part take in this coffee alignment thing?

Send me your coffee order (or tea, or whatever you usually drink if you don’t like coffee) and i’ll align you top, switch, or bottom!!

[falsehoodx]

ava all this is just making me want to hear abt ur hcs for the sides’ coffee orders (and therefore alignments)

oh we’re DOING this

disclaimer: i personally hc all the sides as switches. you can hc them as whatever you want. everything i’m about to say goes solely off of what i believe their coffee orders would be.

another disclaimer: this isn’t nsfw but it is suggestive so just keep that in mind before you read

and one more thing: i use switch as someone who both tops and bottoms, whereas i use vers for someone who both doms and subs. i know some people use them interchangeably so i just thought i’d put it out there.

Logan

Coffee order: large hot black coffee.

Alignment: vers top.

Roman

Coffee order: medium iced caramel macchiato.

Alignment: vers switch.

Patton

Coffee order: small unicorn frappucino.

Alignment: sub bottom, pillow princess.

Virgil

Coffee order: large iced coffee, cream no sugar; iced black tea lemonade.

Alignment: sub switch.

Janus

Coffee order: medium iced americano; cold brew with lots of cream and one sugar.

Alignment: vers switch leaning top.

Remus

Coffee order: espresso and redbull.

Alignment: vers leaning dom switch

remember: these differ from my actual hc’s about these characters, they’re based solely off of what i believe their coffee orders would be :)

[falsehoodx]

i just went back and tagged every coffee ask as #coffee alignment. if youre sick of seeing them block that tag because i think theyre just a part of my blog now. i’m the coffee alignment girl and theres nothing i can do about it

[falsehoodx]

assign me top/switch/ bottom: I drink a venti chocolate frappe with cream on top and skimmed milk

switch leaning bottom

[falsehoodx]

hmmm that sounds like it could be right, as soon as I have the chance to make out with a girl I'll let you know askdjflksdj- v8 anon

making out with a girl is like pressing your face into a cloud that god crafted with his bare hands. when is quarantine over again

[falsehoodx]

How can u tell if someone’s top, bottom or aspec just by their drink of choice?

💞🧚🏼‍♀️✨vibes✨🧚🏼‍♀️💞

[falsehoodx]

Redbull smoothies?

holy shit youre a switch leaning top and an aries