#coffee mod

[affogatoc00kie]

Genuinely so fucking sad that my mum is so controlling…

I WANT THIS AS MY PHONE WALLPAPER BUT I’D GET INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE FOR EVEN KNOWING ABOUT THIS GAME

WAAAHHHHHH

[frickin-fresh-memes]

bog genders

- dog 3

- arson

- maybe

- secret

- pay me

- the bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster

- sitting in a room by yourself

- cold

- garbage disposal

- tired

- campbell low sodium chicken noodle soup

- really cool rock

- f e a r

- soup that's just a bit too hot (but you eat it anyways)

- that one peice of hair that refuses to cooperate

- the "helping hands" from labyrinth

- super mario 63

- [REDACTED]

- naughty

- sitting on the locker room floor staring at the wall in front of you

- warm sun while it is cold out

- goth clown

- wizard hat

- drinking beans directly from a can

- putting a cake in the oven and realizing you forgot the sugar

- rat

- baby shark doo doo doo doo

- peeling the protective plastic off of a new phone

- nya~

- pausing to rest in a minecraft cave

- mario party 64

- regret

- waking up too early

- the debate about which colour the math duotang should be

- cars 2 fanfiction

- lost downtown and your only landmark is the grocery store to get back home

- sexy but in rat kinda way

- double stuff oreos

- truck

- two trucks

- sex

- my muscles

- involuntarily flexing because of the passion

- raising the price of the f***ing hotdog

- printer from 2006

- mew from pokemon

- lesbian

- bread

- feathers

- creeper

- aw man

- mooshroom

- heart shaped rocks

- minecraft dandelions

- bedazzling your clothes in secret

- tomato soup with too many crackers in it

- where the fuck is my pen tablet stylus hold on a second wait

- angry water

- squishy stickers

- monster energy drink, the can

- crackers with too much soup

- chewing on dice

- wet paint

- a piano but without any keys

- counterfeit pokemon cards

- dropping your tablet pen and taping the end bit so it doesnt unscrew

- marshmallows that are a little too sticky

- doing ur mom

- unsafe scissors

- capitalism

- fortnite

- communism

- buying a loaf of banana bread to sustain yourself for 3 days because you dont want to go downstairs

- the empty monster energy can with a hole punched in it floating in a toilet that was without a doubt used as a bong

- uquizzes

- looking like a muppet

- alarms that arent loud enough to convince you to get up

- loose charms for charm bracelets

- shiney

- pokemon: detective pikachu (2019)

- the months of january and november

- off brand post-its with bad adhesive

- realizing you just cut paper with your fabric shears

- cowboy

- blue

- insomnia

- nail polish that won't open

- snails

- really tiny glass bottles

- the glasses you had when u were 6 that don't fit your face

- cake

- pink

- desperation

- pocky

- that girl who turned into a blueberry and then they just wheeled her away

- tape with bad adhesive

- laying on the hard backyard ground

- plum

- painting your nails with the clear nail polish

- whatever they had going on in the strawberry shortcake universe

- bull frogs that make noises at night in the city

- ✨

- duck families when they cross the road in a lil line

- the shrek one soundtrack on cd

- those geese that do a little wiggle an dive their head down into the water

- comic sans

- times new woman

- kin names

- guillotine

- migraines

- when your vision goes black when u stand up

- my cracking right knee

- writers block

- boobs

- shit it's here somewhere

- pipebombs

- (genuinely doesn't understand the question)

- instant ramen

- tally hall hidden in the sand

- whatever the fuck's going on in mitski strawberry blonde

- that slow part in 'like me' in teen beach movie where they go "all the boys they try to woo me; the more they chase me the more i resist. all the girls they think im groovy; there's only one girl thats on my list"

- i look inside myself and ask myself, do i feel like a man or a woman? and the answer is i feel like causing problems

- goose

- jared 19

- warrior cats

- pumpkin spice

- weed feet

- chaos

- catboy

- onion

[affogatoc00kie]

CURLED UP SOBBING TEARS OF JOY AS I SHAKILY REACH FOR MY PENCIL AND PAPER

THEY’RE PERFECT I GENUINELY FEEL HAPPIER WHEN I SEE THIS HETSLOP

[affogatoc00kie]

(Mod: Man I’m really struggling with life right now…

(Stumbles across cute/scary/yandere/Jester? guy on CapCut)

(Mod: Who’s this..? (SUDDEN FIXATION!)

(Mod: …dam

This is The Guy! <3 Pierrot Love him sm!

(From the game: The freak circus)

(No, I don’t play the game I just like the creature)

[affogatoc00kie]

HERE! Take this SilentLily edit and scurry away!

[affogatoc00kie]

Oooh! Exciting!

(And I stg if I don’t get in 3rd 2nd or 1st place with the art I’m cooking up for the fanart contest I’ll flip my lid)

[affogatoc00kie]

Well, seeing how we’re all going to crumble, there’s something I’ve gotta say-

I don’t like that Silent Salt was a good guy

“What? But affogatoc00kie, he’s so cool! He’s just a misunderstood guy!”

That’s the thing! I was wanting another VILLAIN not whatever THAT was! I’m not saying that I dislike Silent Salt, but I just wanted an evil Silent Salt, I wanted him to have a kind of evil “twisted” version of Solidarity as in like, he Silences those who disagree with him so that he has only one kind of Solidarity

[frickin-fresh-memes]

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