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DAVE STRIDER IS HEREBY BANNED FROM THE CAFE UNTIL I GET A HANDWRITTEN APOLOGY WRITTEN OUT TO "LORD KARKAT VANTAS THE MAGNIFICENT". AND IF THERE IS ANY SARCASM IT WILL BE DISREGARDED AS TRASH AND DAVE WILL BE BANNED EVEN LONGER. I CAN SMELL SARCASM FROM A MILE AWAY, SO DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY IT.
OKAY EVERYONE IN THE CAFE JUST GOT UP AND FORMED A FUCKING CIRCLE AND NOW I THINK THEY'RE RAPPING?? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON HIP YOUNG PEOPLE I SWEAR I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S EVEN FUCKING GOING ON.
HEY, UH. JOHN. ERIDAN (FOR ONCE) INTELLIGENTLY RECOMMENDED SOMETHING. HE HAD AN IDEA FOR A POETRY READING NIGHT.
AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU AND DAVE AND JADE WOULD WANT TO HAVE A PERFORMANCE THAT NIGHT OR WHATEVER...
wwhat the fuck is a pip pip doodly dum
i wwant to shag him
THE DUMBEST EMPLOYEE WITH THE DUMBEST, MOST ANNOYING ACCENT.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY IS ONE OF THE BEST AUTHORS THAT EVER GRACED THIS SHITFARM OF A PLANET AND IF YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE THEN YOU CAN CUT OFF YOUR OWN DICK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
