i forgot to also say that coffi typically does not date straight men, for her own damn peace of mind and also the safety of her friends.
so she was sussing wade out like this for like a month straight (lols)
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i forgot to also say that coffi typically does not date straight men, for her own damn peace of mind and also the safety of her friends.
so she was sussing wade out like this for like a month straight (lols)
buncha coffi facts (from my rp blog)
she keeps a black onyx/sharktooth bracelet with her everywhere. it's her late fiance's and like a talisman she keeps in her bag when she goes out.
she has a pet named deuce. he was someone's pet who escaped (and she never gave back). she named him deuce "cause he be shittin'".
IDs as an androgynous woman, likes the androgyne flag and symbol, but would not particularly call herself nonbinary. her gender is also bisexual. smthn smthn bisexuality is inherently nonbinary
coffi's a genuine raver. she is muzzing, dancing with poi, has a collection of lightsticks, a total kandi kid, etc
the angel wings tattoo she has on her back was supposed to be matching with her first girlfriend back in college. they fell out like right after that LOL
she unfortunately does deal with a lot of bigotry in such a male dominated space, biggest one being sexism and people not realizing SHE is the DJ, not the DJ's girlfriend.
okay yapping about coffipool time.
i havent 100% committed on wade's canon daugther (ellie) dying in coffipool canon. i dont like female characters dying for some guy to change BUT! i do think it is the Only way he would ever stop being deadpool. so many of wade's loved ones have died because of him and he just continues trucking on. (which makes sense just because he's a Comic Character and corporations need him to continue to Be A Superhero to make money LOL)
HOWEVER. i am thinking of doing a "he thinks ellie is dead, but really they're just hiding her from him so she can live a normal life" thing.. 🙂↕️🙂↕️ so he's still mourning her but she's just out of the country or something. a nice middle ground.
which means maybe in the future, she can find wade on her own..
also creates a delicious new problem for when coffi and wade have a kid years into the future, and now he has two.
also. coffi and wade's kid is genuinely the two of them in a blender personality wise.
he's so clingy to his mummy and coffi's like "damn we have been cuddling 4 hours. you're just like your dad" then if wade kisses him too much he'll say 'stop' and wade's like "damn you're just like your mom" LMFAO
i forgot. i have a carrd with all of coffi's info! i use it for my roleplay blog.
about page, and her backstory. 🙂↕️
yay, now i get to yap about/explain all the little intricacies of the argument comic. :]c
in coffiverse(tm), wade gave up merc work, moved to florida, met coffi and became her bodyguard. months after they've been steady, after she's found out and forgiven him for killing her late fiance, he's been suckered back into becoming a merc.
she isn't 100% okay with this. she lost the fucking love of her life only three odd years ago now. yes, wade is 'immortal', but you can't blame a "widow" for being scared her next partner will die again. but she levels with him. all she asks is he takes easier jobs. not the shit that REQUIRES him to be used as an explosive test dummy.
and he abides by this.. until he doesn't.
and that's where the comic comes in.
long yapping about coffipool, but also wade's affair with death and how that all culminates.
coffi's parents do NOT like wade when they meet him, btw. straight up ask her (in front of him!) why she picked him, and that they don't find his childishness funny.
coffi tries to stand up for him but wade very much appreciates that they are honest people. he wants to be a man "they can see as a son-in-law". they in turn appreciate that he's receptive.
at some point, he grows on them. like a fungus. coffi's mom buys him souvenirs when her and her husband come back from trips from jamaica.