#coffipool lore

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i forgot to also say that coffi typically does not date straight men, for her own damn peace of mind and also the safety of her friends.

so she was sussing wade out like this for like a month straight (lols)

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buncha coffi facts (from my rp blog)

she keeps a black onyx/sharktooth bracelet with her everywhere. it's her late fiance's and like a talisman she keeps in her bag when she goes out.

she has a pet named deuce. he was someone's pet who escaped (and she never gave back). she named him deuce "cause he be shittin'".

IDs as an androgynous woman, likes the androgyne flag and symbol, but would not particularly call herself nonbinary. her gender is also bisexual. smthn smthn bisexuality is inherently nonbinary

coffi's a genuine raver. she is muzzing, dancing with poi, has a collection of lightsticks, a total kandi kid, etc

the angel wings tattoo she has on her back was supposed to be matching with her first girlfriend back in college. they fell out like right after that LOL

she unfortunately does deal with a lot of bigotry in such a male dominated space, biggest one being sexism and people not realizing SHE is the DJ, not the DJ's girlfriend.

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okay yapping about coffipool time.

i havent 100% committed on wade's canon daugther (ellie) dying in coffipool canon. i dont like female characters dying for some guy to change BUT! i do think it is the Only way he would ever stop being deadpool. so many of wade's loved ones have died because of him and he just continues trucking on. (which makes sense just because he's a Comic Character and corporations need him to continue to Be A Superhero to make money LOL)

HOWEVER. i am thinking of doing a "he thinks ellie is dead, but really they're just hiding her from him so she can live a normal life" thing.. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ so he's still mourning her but she's just out of the country or something. a nice middle ground.

which means maybe in the future, she can find wade on her own..

also creates a delicious new problem for when coffi and wade have a kid years into the future, and now he has two.

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also. coffi and wade's kid is genuinely the two of them in a blender personality wise.

he's so clingy to his mummy and coffi's like "damn we have been cuddling 4 hours. you're just like your dad" then if wade kisses him too much he'll say 'stop' and wade's like "damn you're just like your mom" LMFAO

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i forgot. i have a carrd with all of coffi's info! i use it for my roleplay blog.

about page, and her backstory. 🙂‍↕️

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yay, now i get to yap about/explain all the little intricacies of the argument comic. :]c

in coffiverse(tm), wade gave up merc work, moved to florida, met coffi and became her bodyguard. months after they've been steady, after she's found out and forgiven him for killing her late fiance, he's been suckered back into becoming a merc.

she isn't 100% okay with this. she lost the fucking love of her life only three odd years ago now. yes, wade is 'immortal', but you can't blame a "widow" for being scared her next partner will die again. but she levels with him. all she asks is he takes easier jobs. not the shit that REQUIRES him to be used as an explosive test dummy.

and he abides by this.. until he doesn't.

and that's where the comic comes in.

in general, wade is reckless and suicidal. yet, he wants nothing but to settle down with coffi. he wants kids, a white picket fence, yadda yadda. coffi has never wanted kids. but even if she changed her mind, how could she raise kids like this? she is essentially always begging him to care of himself. she's gotten tired of repeating herself. so, she goes for the jugular in bringing kids up.

she knows this hurts him. and when she brings up that she should have just left him, she actually didn't know how much it would hurt, but she says it to hurt him, too.

but he is deeply afraid of being abandoned. his greatest fear is to die alone. so he spirals. he goes from hurt, to angry she'd ever say that, to making up in his mind that she's NEVER loved him. in the back of his mind, he is afraid he's just a replacement that can't live up to what she lost, instead of someone she chooses over and over again.

he feels cornered. so he corners her, literally. brings up the ex HE killed, as if it doesn't still haunt her. tells her to leave. to try to get some sort of 'control' over the situation, as if he's calling the shots vs her leaving on her own.

so she does. but not before getting the last word because she always gets her lick back.

i will also point out that my wade wears his mask in public, but never consistently at home unless he's starting to do bad mentally. it's something that's comforting and he hides behind.

(so from the beginning of this comic, this convo just wasn't going to go well, lol.)

he takes off his mask at the end because it's simply isn't a comfort anymore with her gone.

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long yapping about coffipool, but also wade's affair with death and how that all culminates.

this tweet has me Thinking and Pondering bc like.. i havent figured out if coffipool ends happily or not LOL. a canon (but very nihilistic) thing to do is have wade in love with death forever. but to be a little Self Indulgent.. i want it so coffi, through so much hard work, therapy, and just Being Her makes his little love affair with death become farther and farther away from him.

early in their relationship, when wade died, he didn't see death all the time. but when he did, they'd catch up. it was almost emotional cheating. when coffi and wade break up, it turns physical. then when they're back together, its a tossup.

death sees he's dying less and less these days and is trying her HARDEST to keep him with her. wade is very loyal to a fault and can be easily.. tricked by people he trusts, especially when vulnerable.

but one day he dies and all he can think about is how coffi's doing. how she's feeling. the need to Go Back. death's wiles can't entice him, he has something he really wants to live for. 🥹

wade dating practically Immortal people (like shiklah or logan) is easy because there's a certain safety to it. they'll never die. they have forever, so what is spending 10 years with him? they'll have another 100 to try with someone else.

but coffi is mortal. truly, she could do better than him. but she spends her finite time on earth helping him, loving him, accepting him. she never gives up on him. he is always her first choice.

there is no purer love.

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coffi's parents do NOT like wade when they meet him, btw. straight up ask her (in front of him!) why she picked him, and that they don't find his childishness funny.

coffi tries to stand up for him but wade very much appreciates that they are honest people. he wants to be a man "they can see as a son-in-law". they in turn appreciate that he's receptive.

at some point, he grows on them. like a fungus. coffi's mom buys him souvenirs when her and her husband come back from trips from jamaica.