Me (to my daughter in the bathroom): I need to poo.
My daughter: OK, I'll be out soon.
Baby-daddy: Well clearly I'm last in line, so I'll just go piss in a jug. *storms off to the laundry room to go piss in an empty milk jug*
Me: You have to tell us you want to use the bathroom!
Baby-daddy: It's not a problem.
Me: If it's not a problem then why are you complaining about it? If you had just said, "Hey can I take a quick piss before you take your dump?" I would happily have let you.
Baby-daddy: I despair of your ever understanding.
Me: You haven't made any effort to explain it to me!
Baby-daddy: Your standards for bluntness are far from universal.
Me: How are other people's standards for bluntness relevant to this situation??












