#cokeflow

[slooowmotion]

I was here when cokeflow and assgod were a thing and I’m fuckin mad life goes on

[healinghandsthroughlove]

Why did he come back No one actually knows his fakeasselfnotgod

My younger brother is so annoying he bully’s his younger sister with disability’s and when i say to him to stop he says 

Don’t you dare try and bully me ut not right you tower over me...

take his annoying narcissistic sociopath ass back so peace will restore,,,,

[crewnecking-blog]

[up4fighting]

Me: *sees a sexy statue*

Me: I crave that mineral

[v-eridian]

!

[triggererextraordinaire]

in 5th grade a popular boy in my class asked me what the white-meat part of a chicken was and I said "chicken breast," so he called his friends over and asked me again what the white-meat part of a chicken was but this time i said "chicken chest" and all his friends shook their heads and walked away- the boy was really disappointed in me but more in himself

[crewnecking-blog]

yahoo answers can get really strange at night

[triggererextraordinaire]

my favorite thing in the world is hearing beginner-dieters say that fruit has "a lot of sugar in it" so they're "not going to buy apples" like hey, you know what also has a lot of sugar in it? those snickers youre hiding in your basket under that bag of asparagus