#cold as f

[insanityislife101]

Would you like a free sample of some of our delicious snow? Only costs one storm and a power outage!

Try some today!

[sunnycryptid]

Driftwood in Aberdeen

[amyjean76]

Jessica: It's colder than a witch's tit out there!

Asshole me: ALTHOUGH according to many local myths and legends, witches are strikingly similar to humans in appearance and personality. That being said, I'd like to prove the theory that witches tits are like human tits in that they regulate their own temperature and do not rely on the sun to keep their bodies warm. But you know. Green skin and all, I'd rather doubt it.

[alo83]

Dear runningwithpump , This is no longer 60 degrees. It blows. This is why I moved south. Xxx. A

[hearditinapastlifes]

HOW IS IT SNOWING AGAIN?!?!

it's been 3 days of this OH MY GOD make it stop. 

[emmatheriault]

miley cyrus and liam hemsworth are currently in my hometown, ottawa. 

they visited the book store i used to work at in the downtown area.

evidently they only wore sweaters.

it's -27 degrees celsius in ottawa. for those of you only familiar with the fahrenheit system, that's -16 degrees fahrenheit. aka: COLD AS HELL FROZEN OVER. COLD AS FATHER WINTER'S TEARS OF ICE. YOUR EARS FREEZE SOLID AND YOUR SNOT AND SALIVA BECOME ICE IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOSTRILS.

[silentphil]

-24 degrees. There goes my plan to leave the house!