Welcome To Weird

18, Asexual, she/her, Fucked up little scrungle with some broken bones. I mostly reblog but I do like Fnaf and cult of the lamb so y’all can ask me questions about those

[insanityislife101]

So I’m bored and brain dead, but also want to write things, so send me a prompt if you like and I’ll try to write it.

Fandoms I can do:

Fnaf

Cult of the Lamb

Stray

It’s short cuz I’m chronically stoopid

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sadclowncentral]

to me, the cruelest thing that eva stratt does is not the kidnappig itself. it's that she tells grace that he does not even have a dog. dr ryland grace, a man who dedicated his life to the greater good, first to science and then to teaching, does indeed not have a dog. and because of this, he has to spend his last precious moments on his home planet with the full knowledge that while he might be smart enough to save the world, he is not loved enough by anyone on it to be worth saving

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[passion-of-l0vers]

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

[passion-of-l0vers]

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

[passion-of-l0vers]

[passion-of-l0vers]

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

[bucketofcrows]

you have to fuck the bagel now

[passion-of-l0vers]

i have to fuck the bagel.

[elise-the-blind]

by popular demand, i have taken his leg

also some made the joke the rocky just needed a translator and it was all a misunderstanding. ha. no. this rocky is not fucking around, you need to run

the only people having a good time is Simon and Eel/Elli

Decided to go with Project Sulfur for the au's name. i had a look around and iron maiden is already being used and i like being a special pebble.

no matter what au it is, they'll always be sad little gay men

markiplier knows these things exist

i think about that constantly

also i made new sillies for redbubble, link in pinned post if you wanna look sexy at the club

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[dragonfreckles]

context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[logy-kot]

Eva Stratt x Ava (iron lung)

Now it's Stratt's turn to deal with a person from iron lung universe and all the trauma that comes with it. She was prepared to save the world in any way possible, not to deal with this random woman, who is covered in blood, randomly appearing from nowhere

Also she is cannonically not very good with people, so this would be so difficult for her. She used to have a guy to deal with stuff like this, but he was launched into space, so....

[dizzynaramura]

YURIIIIIIIIII I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[arowitharrows]

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i think the tags are important

[myheadisfullofholes]

This.

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[the-tardis-is-blue]

hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself

[manyblinkinglights]

#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'

[qubesos-official]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic