The Safest Road to Hell | Natasha, Tony, Jan, & Hank McCoy | 20 June 2016
“Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one--the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts...”
- C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters
Monday morning. 0730 hours, GMT-5. Or, 7:30 a.m., Eastern Standard Time, if you preferred. Though the sun had barely been up for a full hour, the day was already muggy, and it was obvious the weather would soon be oppressively hot. Natasha's window-mounted air conditioner in her apartment wasn't working. She was dressed in a sleeveless shirt and running shorts, and she'd cracked the window in her kitchen and turned on a portable fan, but it didn't help.
And it wasn't just the weather that was oppressive today. She'd read the proposed Super-Human Registration Act--they all had. Multiple times. Right now the bill was in its embryonic stages. It could still be edited in committee and, later, amended during debates in the House of Representatives and the Senate. But the gist of it would remain the same, Natasha was sure, and that was this: register yourself as a "super-human" and help hunt down those who hadn't registered, or become a fugitive and be barred from working on any superhero team. Choose between a rock or a hard place. A frying pan or a fire.
If pressured, Natasha knew what her own choice would be. From long experience as a clandestine operator, and as a fugitive from various governments and international organizations, she knew that it was better to adapt to the situation, to become an insider able to change the course of events, than to remain a principled outsider with no credibility, unable to influence the outcome of events except through outright conflict. She'd thought that most of her friends and former teammates would agree with her on that. But her conversation with Steve on Wednesday had shaken that certitude. If he, of all people, couldn't see that the smartest course of action was to lay low and work from the inside, then how many others would follow him?
Plenty. Steve was popular, influential, and persuasive, and if he spoke openly about his resistance to the SRA, it would be a public relations disaster.
As she imagined that scenario, Natasha felt the tension she'd been carrying in her neck and shoulders increase, until it felt almost like a noose around her neck: her instincts, honed over long, long years of survival, saying get out. Leave while you can. But she wasn't a free operative anymore, as much as certain people, friends and enemies alike, would disagree. She had a team, she had responsibilities, she had a life. And she couldn't simply turn her back and flee.
0745 hours. Natasha poured herself a second cup of coffee even though her apartment was way too warm for drinking hot beverages. She put the mug on her kitchen table next to her open laptop, which she booted up. Then she gathered up the printed copy of the registration bill, annotated with red pen in her neat Cyrillic cursive (unreadable to most), along with a few of her own pages of notes, and information on the two committees in which the bill had been introduced: the Senate's Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, and its analogue in the House of Representatives. She also had background information on each of the writers of the bill, as well as the SRA's most fervent supporters within and outside of the government. It never hurt to be prepared. The difference between losing and winning a battle was often in the amount of information you could gather for your side. That was doubly true in these kinds of bloodless battles, where reputation and a quick response mattered more than anything else.
0750 hours. There was always another email to read, another tweet to save to the database she was building. A text from Clint Barton asking whether they would have their usual pizza night this week--she tabled that, to respond to later.
0755 hours. Natasha got up and got herself a protein bar. She was hardly hungry, between the stress and the heat, but she knew that she needed to keep up her strength. She'd have to be in top form over the next months, whether her body liked that or not. As she opened the wrapper, careful not to get crumbs onto her laptop, she signed into the special videoconference app--Stark software, triply encrypted on his end and encrypted once more through Natasha's own security systems on her laptop. Hank was already online. The other members of the chat logged in one by one, and even though it was a minute early (well, twenty seconds early), once Tony came online, Natasha bit the bullet and started the call.
0800 hours. "Good morning, everybody," she said as they all answered the call within a few seconds: Tony Stark, Janet van Dyne, Hank McCoy. Her allies, now and in the future, as they tried to do what would be best for everyone, to mitigate the damage to their teams, reputations, and independence. “It’s good to see you, and I’m glad we can all be here.” Those weren’t meaningless pleasantries; it was good to see the four of them putting up a united front--or at least, trying to. “I assume no one needs a recap of this situation.”