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“It does seem an awful shame, doesn’t it,” he mused circling the small machine, “I mean they did put so much effort into making it. And it looks so intricate. Maybe we just,” without turning he kicked the pillar behind him crumbling it with ease, “make seem like there’s no way it survived?”

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           ‘i’m sorry if my assistant gave you any trouble. my current one is out on her HONEYMOON and her replacement has just been a complete mess.’ maybe it was supposed to be a joke that the head of the education department had been given the one temp that barely knew how to TYPE without spilling all manners of food and beverage on the keyboard. ‘i’ve been working on an outreach project i’m looking to expand that may be up your alley. if you’re INTERESTED.’

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               ❛ Can you please speak a little lower? ❜ he tried to sound polite, covering his eyes with his hands. ❛ my head is killing me. ❜

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[khakeravdova-archive]

meta: happiness

ALRIGHT FINE. YOU WANT HAPPY? HAVE SOME HAPPY. SINCE APPARENTLY EVERYONE SHIPS FAINA/HAPPINESS. HAVE SOME CANON OTP BABY. FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF A DOG. DO YOU GET MUCH HAPPIER THAN THAT? I THINK NOT!

Feliks has a good person. Maybe even the best person.

There are other people – lots of other people. Feliks sees them when they go on walkies. Person looks happy when they go for walkies, but Feliks knows she is waiting and watching like she expects the other people to bite – people don’t bite, Feliks thinks.

Sometimes his Person doesn’t sleep. Sometimes she does but wakes up making sounds.  Feliks knows what to do, he sits by her shoulder and nuzzles her until she stop panting. He gets rewarded with a scratch behind the ears and sometimes he gets to sleep under the covers. Most nights, though, he sleeps at her feet – bed, couch, it does not matter. He usually wakes up before Person and watches her until she starts to stir. He licks the tip of her nose and Person laughs, even with her eyes close. She makes sounds – better sounds – and hugs him close, scratching his ears. Feliks likes getting his ears scratched.

Feliks watches her when she is not sleeping, too. He watches when she curls up in the soft ‘nyet lyezhat’ blanket and makes a small sigh. He watches Person when she goes up onto the roof, when it’s covered in the cold white stuff. Person rolls in it, builds with it, makes balls that melt when Feliks tries to catch them in his mouth. She makes a good sound when he does that.

Person makes that sound when she eats–biscuits that look like they are for Feliks but Person says they will make dogs sick. Sometimes Person eats the cold stuff from a carton and makes that sound, too. Maybe Feliks will make the sound if she lets him eat some. She never does.

Person talks to him, but they are sounds that Feliks does not understand. He thinks that it is okay, though. Person talks, Feliks gets belly rubs, and then they are both good. He thinks she is telling him that he is good and that she will take care of him – with food and belly rubs, and no more people who kick or big dogs that bite.

She is a good person, Feliks thinks. Maybe even the best person.

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“...Ummm, I was having sex? Gamora already left the planet so she can really help me....” Peter told the woman scratching his neck, God, he knew being back on Earth was nothing but trouble, he thought to himself as he look at the people running away.

“You think Stark will make me clean up the mess? Look I am innocent until I am caught right?” Peter asked her trying to make some silly joke so she wouldn't be mad at him, at least that was what he hope, that trick never worked on Gamora.

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