#coldourandc

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Neglected Otaku Reader x Yandere Ohshc

Prologue: Reincarnated? Nah! Just transferring

(yeah I geeked out ngl, ts a lil cringe cause while I was typing this I just imagined everything in the anime setting rather than dc setting so this is a bit silly this is just for fun)

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"Father! As a gift for my birthday I want to transfer to Ouran High!" You shove the documents into your father's face as he stares at you dumbfounded "Alright. Where do I sign?"

(Name) Wayne, Daughter of Bruce Wayne CEO of Wayne Enterprises and (Mother Name) author of light novel turned manga turned anime "I reincarnated as a villainess but why does everyone love me?" and many more Isekai works

Unfortunately she passed away when (Name) was 8, well she passed away leaving her daughter all the fortune the novels make and kept on making as well as the love for reading japanese comics

Little (Name) was left under the care of her father Bruce

Despite being a grown man wearing a bat costume every night he found his daughter's love for hot anime boys weird, he'd much rather teach his other children martial arts

And despite wearing a costume with horrible color combinations the robins looked down on their sister for wearing lolita type dresses

Poor (Name) was left alone by herself, luckily she's not a total loser and she managed to make some acquaintances at Gotham Prep and she kept herself busy enough by reading more isekai stories

(Name) woke up to an empty manor, no decorations, no celebration for her 15th birthday, just Alfred with a cake "Sorry young miss but the family is busy today, I'm sure next year they'll be able to celebrate with you, well... Make a wish young miss!"

"I... I- I want to be hit by a truck and get reborn as a villainess in another world!" You blow the candles while clasping your hands and shutting your eyes as tight as you could

Because your eyes were closed you don't see Alfred die a little on the inside "Aha... That's quite the wish young miss"

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"Welcome to Ouran highschool host club! And who might you be? I've never seen you before? A new flower in the garden has arrived, would you allow me to be the one to pluck you?" The blonde haired guy strides over to kiss your hand

You pull your hand away and look around the room analyzing the handsome men and...

"oh there's a girl! So can I work here too?" You look at Haruhi, you sense you've said something wrong all of them freeze in shock

Kyoya regains his composure "Work here? In what way? As a female host?"

"Nope, as an experience, I can be the villainess!"

The twins circle around you "The villainess?"

You clear your throat and go on a performance "I've seen your website and the experience packages you offer, and while you're doing great as it is, there's no competition! How will a ship move if there are no winds and waves?!" You clench your fists in the air

"Imagine this!" You point at Tamaki "You're the crown prince of the empire but the love of your life is a mere commoner! You can't just expect to spend happy days together! So that's where I'll come in! I'm your evil fiance! And I make things hard for your love life, but! You manage to defeat me, wouldn't your happy ever after be more satisfying then? Rather that things going smoothly?" Tamaki stiffens and goes into deep thought seemingly agreeing with you

"And you!" You point at the twins "I'm your childhood friend that has been leading you on your entire lives! But that changes when a new girl appears and steals your heart, there you both find your worth and get with the new girl instead! This is where I get jealous and try to bully her, but both of you defend her against me!" They say a deadpan "wow" and clap while you continue your show

You look at Kyoya "I'm your lover's evil step-sister that steals all her boyfriends, but when I try to steal you, you put me in my place and reassure your lover that no one is better than her and you'll only love her!"

Running to Mori you hold his hand "we're in a mafia setting and you are my body guard, you're devoted to me but I'm mean to you all the time, then the daughter of the rival gang shows you kindness and you fall in love with her, betraying me and achieving happiness!"

Honey smiles as you make eye contact with him "You uhh... Oh! I'm your evil mother who forces you to be serious all the time and I don't spend time with you, but then you find a mother figure in your homeroom teacher and after reporting me to CPS you get adopted by her and live a happy life being pampered!"

Haruhi smiles awkwardly as she meets you, you tilt your head for a minute "Do people know she's a girl?" You ask, "No, and we would like to keep it that way" says Kyoya

You clap your hands "okay! Then we will be best friends aiming to win a competition that will change our lives! But I betray you and frame you for academic dishonesty getting you disqualified, your lover then does her best to clear your name and after you do that both of you live happy with honor!"

You catch your breath after your performance, you look up to them and smile, Tamaki laughs and declares

"Everyone meet our Villainess!"

Tbc ...

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This was so fun to make XD

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Neglected Otaku Reader x Yandere Ohshc

Chapter one: I'm breaking off our engagement!

TW: cringe

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"(Name)! For your crimes against my beloved Arisa I shall banish you from this kingdom!" Tamaki in a princely outfit holds a female customer by her waist protectively

(Name) in a princess dress falls to her knees in despair "But! I am your fiance! You can't do this to me!" She yelled clutching her chest, Tamaki scoffs "You are unfit to be the crown princess of this empire! I shall break our engagement right here and now!"

He turns to the student "Arisa... Your kindness has moved me and this kingdom! My beloved you alone are deserving to be this kingdom's princes pampered by me forever"

"AHHHH TAMAKI" The girl yells

"Wow... They're so dedicated, (Name) is such a good actor" another female customer says

Kyoya somehow teleports behind the girl with a catalog "We have a new variety of experience packages with the new member to offer, we have the star crossed lovers package, the Cinderella package and our limited Saintess package"

"I'll take the Saintess package!"

"y'know this is surprisingly working well, I know the motto of this club is to please women who have too much time on their hands but (Name) is a different kind of bored huh?" Kaoru looks over the couch at (Name) and Tamaki bowing to the customers

Honey takes another bite of the cheesecake on his plate "Well it seems like the customers are enjoying the show as well, kinda feels like we have two Tamaki's"

"It's all good, in the past 2 weeks revenue has gone up by 30% and the performances were seen by a customer whose dad is the Chairman of a major entertainment company, we just sold them the rights to our story, earning us more money" Kyoya eyes stay glued to his laptop

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"We're gonna have to take time off, we have a reporting due Thursday" Hikaru gestures to Haruhi, you and his brother, you raise a brow "You can't make a report in two hours? Clearly you're a noob at procrastinating"

He smirks "Of course I'm not, now I know why your homework has god awful handwriting even tho you have a decent one, it's because you do your homework while the teacher is collecting it!"

"So what if I do!? I still get scores higher than you!"

"Oh please! If you give me enough time I could probably ace both my homework and yours! Heck, if the reporting was due on friday I could do both your report and mine!"

"Okay deal."

"hah"

"if I can get the reporting to be delayed a day, you'll do my report"

Kaoru began to shake his head in protest "Hikaru no."

"Deal."

"Why!??" Kaoru looked at the ceiling and shut his eyes

Hikaru shrugged his shoulders "Why are you the one so agitated? I'm the one at stake here"

"Well knowing you, if you lose ending is that Kaoru will do all three reports" Haruhi finishes packing up her stuff

Just then it starts to rain outside, and you get an idea

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Haruhi furrows her brows as she talks to the twins "I'm a little worried about (Name), she hasn't spoken since she got here and I tried talking to her but she just slept with her head down"

"I think she's just-" Kaoru was cut off by the teacher

"I will not allow any excuses, I have given you all enough time, is anyone going to volunteer or will I have to call on someone?"

You slowly raise your hand and lift your head up "I would like to sir", you stumble standing up in front of the class and you prepare your slides, as you stand up straight to start your report

You faint.

A small thud on the velvet carpet of the classroom, everyone panics, your teacher stands upright and hurries to assist you

"Someone take her to the clinic!" She yells, no one gets the chance to volunteer as you hold the hem of her blazer "Teacher, I want you to assist me to the clinic, please?" You say in a pathetic voice

She nods and helps you stand up, as you walk out of the classroom, you look at Hikaru and smile

No report for you.

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"So to get out of reporting you flung yourself into the rain and then played basketball then purposely turned on the ac despite being sweaty, and got yourself a fever." A disappointed tone comes from Kyoya to you as Haruhi placed cooling gel on your forehead

You're plopped down a sofa at the club, all performances cancelled for the day until you get better, you smile and snuggle yourself deeper into the couch

"How's my report going?" You ask Hikaru trying to sit up to look at him only to be hit with a headache that makes you lie down back immediately

You hear a grumble and you try to laugh but it turns into a cough

"I feel that this causes you more discomfort than it is worth" Mori checks the thermometer

"I still win." You mumble and fall asleep

Kyoya looks over the worried customers, the girls peeking over to see you, he smiles

"Limited edition package, taking care of the villainess, who wants to have a go?" As he presents a bunch of warm towels, medicine, and blanket all neatly prepared in basket

"I do!"

"I heard (Name) did it to delay the reporting, as her classmate I want to say thank you!"

"Can we make her an herbal tea? Or it's not allowed?"

"Really? You're capitalizing on a sick person?" Haruhi asks deadpan

"Well it gives (Name) some caretakers since she refused to stay at the clinic, but at the same time we can continue with our work without worrying about her"

Tbc...

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I'm slowly withering in the classroom, get me out of here

[coldilikeit]

Masterlist. ________________________

DC x Pjo

Part 1 Part 6 Part 11

Part 2 Part 7 Part 12

Part 3 Part 8 Part 13

Part 4 Part 9 Part 14

Part 5 Part 10

Asks of Pjo x DC

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27

Add ons by yours truly Pjo x DC

1 2 3 4 5 6

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Isekai Neglected au

Poll Chap 3 Chap 7

Prologue Chap 4 Chap 8

Chap 1 Chap 5 Chap 9

Chap 2 Chap 6 Chap 10

Asks of Isekai neglected dc

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Poll of name

Add ons

1 2 3

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DC x Ouran highschool host club

Prologue

1 2 3 4 5

Asks

1

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DC x Hilda

Idea

1 2

Little Adventures

1

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DC x HSR

1 2 3

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Oneshots

Batfam x Neglected reader

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Neglected Otaku Reader x Yandere Ohshc

Chapter 2: De javu, Another girl attacks the host club!

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"Oh and who might you be? A new flower in the garden, may you give me the honor to be the one to pluck you?" Tamaki says at a girl peeking through the club doors

You shiver "I'm getting Deja Vu"

As Tamaki moves closer to the girl, something unexpected happens

He gets slapped.

"Get off me you phony!"

She rambles about Tamaki not being good enough for the prince character and insists it should be Kyoya instead

"because he's kind..." She starts

"he's what."

She looks at Kyoya lovingly "he tended to that injured kitten he found on the side of the road"

"Uhh... He did what"

"and he stops to smell the flowers he finds on his walks" she trails off

"Maybe Kyoya has a secret twin in france?"

"You're my real life Miyabi-Kun from Uki Doki Memorial!" She declared

You look at Kyoya and slowly realize he does look like the character "That's the otome game right?"

Renge's head snaps to you a glint in her eyes that appears when someone shares the same interest "YES! Yes! Kyoya is my prince from Uki Doki Memorial!"

She takes a step back "I will not let your lackluster characters to ruin my dear Kyoya's beloved business!"

That's how Honey became the "Cute Thug, with Mori as the "Masochistic Lackey"

Hikaru and Kaoru are basketball players stuck in their own world

Haruhi as the "Bullied scholarship student"

Tamaki is the ever so sad "Lonesome Prince"

Kyoya stays as he is.

You as a comrade get special privileges as a scriptwriter

"I feel like we've been through this before..." Haruhi sighs as she looks at you and you sheepishly look the other way

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"hey I got a problem with this script, why'd you make Kaoru the pitcher?" Hikaru complains to you flipping the pages of the script

You thought about it, for as long as you've lived, every time you get into a fandom, the one you like more tops everyone "My favorite will always be the pitcher" you say

"Hey! How can you even tell the difference!?" He grumbled and you shrug your shoulders "Well I have two ways, one is by voice, or I will have to pull you two apart long enough to see how you'll act, I'm not like Haruhi who can tell at a glance, but I manage"

Haruhi perked at the mention of her name and questioned "What does Kaoru being a pitcher mean?"

"I'm not comfortable giving you that answer" your fingers fidgeting in awkwardness, The twins look at each other and shake their heads "If you don't know then nevermind"

You walk away to talk to Mori who is drying Honey with a towel "Mori senpai, If it's possible, may I buy a katana from you?"

"Hmm... What for?"

"it's my little brother's birthday in two weeks, I'll have to send it in the mail early if I want it to get to the US on time"

Taking the towel off him Honey curiously asked "Now that I think about it, your whole family is in the states, why did you choose such a far away place to study?"

"Well- uhm, the Wayne manor is pretty big, and when you're alone in the house all the time it feels even bigger, my family always had something to do, so we don't talk much, I tried making friends at Gotham Prep, but you can't really tell if people have your best interests at heart or if they just want to meet my father"

"I'll have some servants deliver some katanas to the club room, and how are you so sure we're not talking to you just so we can meet your father?" Mori handed Honey new dry clothes, you thought about what you'll answer for a while

"It's not really in anyone's best interest to be known as someone associated with a host club, so I thought you guys probably just don't care about what other the elder socialites will think, and also because I'm too bad of a singer to join the theatre club"

Honey smiles at you "I think your voice will improve if you practice! You have potential!"

Your conversation was cut short when you all heard the sound of a loud crash and glass breaking, hurrying to see what it was you find Renge on the floor crying

"What..?" You look at the twins for an explanation, but it's clear they've also only just arrived

Haruhi walks toward Renge and kneels "don't you think it's so much better to get to know people little by little?" She offers Renge a hand to help her stand up

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"I... I wanted to apologize to all of you, I'm sorry I acted selfish, but I decided to stay because I don't think France is ready for a host club, I'm sorry..." she said

Then she grabbed Haruhi by the arm "And also because I've fallen completely in love with you! That thing you said about getting to know each other?! Let's do that! Also (Name) you're coming! It's me, my best friend, and my gentle understanding I'm gonna stop stereotyping-" she cuts of her rambles

You point to the katana with a dark red handle and a black hilt "I'll take that one" you said to Mori, and you turn to Renge who is expectantly waiting for you "I can't, I panned a whole donghua marathon to watch back at home, im sorry maybe next time?" You apologize

Renge stops dead in her tracks "What's a Donghua?" She asks her eyes wide

"you- you've never heard of a Donghua before..."

"Comrade!" She yells, hands still gripping Haruhi's arm "What is it that you speak of!?" She asks in a fictional character tone

"It's Chinese animation... Do you wanna watch To Be Hero X with me!?" You run to her

"Yes I do! What is that!?"

"oh you'll love it!" You say skipping out of the club room, Renge following behind dragging Haruhi with her

....

"hey, is it okay to let all three of them be together?" Kaoru asked

"It'll be fine" Kyoya replied "But Haruhi's in for a ride"

Tbc...

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Renge's hereee,

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Neglected Otaku Reader x Yandere Ohshc

Chapter four: The family weirdo has become popular

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It's not that there was something wrong with (Name).

They just weren't ready for a normal(?) kid.

Whenever the girl approaches them in hopes of spending time, they can't, they're busy.

Yes, Dick thought it would be fun to watch Pokemon with (Name), his sister even bought him some Pokemon cards so they can battle, it's just that Bludhaven currently has 67 serial killers on the loose "I'm sorry (Name), I actually hate Pokemon, I prefer digimon, so I can't do this"

Of course Jason wanted to read you Inazuma Eleven Go as a bedtime story, it's just that when he was fighting earlier some fucker choked him and damaged his vocal cords "Inazuma Eleven Go promotes violence it's not fit for a bedtime story, I can't do that"

Sure, Stephanie would love to go to the cinema to watch the new haikyuu movie with you, The problem is both her arms and a rib is slightly broken from the night before "Can't sorry, I hate... Volleyball"

No you're not bothering him when you asked Tim if you guys can play Tekken together, The problem is he's currently investigating a drug boss who organizes a meta human slaving auction "I can't play that game with you, it's unintelligent, try learning chess"

Barbara loves it when you guys talk, you talk fast it's almost as if you're rapping "So! Who's your favorite haikyuu character?" You ask with shining bright eyes, She sweats for a bit "That's a hard question... Probably Hinata Hyuga?", you tilt your head "You mean Shoyo?", Barbara laughs "Yeah her! Him." She looks out the window and see Doctor Harleen Quinzel, Fuck. "Sorry (Name), I have to go..."

Cassandra watches your shows with you... She's just so quiet you forget she's in the same room

Damian was thrilled when you asked him to go with you to a comic con, he saw some artists, and unique OC's with great character designs, he saw- he saw a sweaty guy in a hoodie and sweatpants breathing heavily and smelled worse than Arkham asylum, when you asked Damian again, he told you he can't go

Duke would be delighted to complete the 2000 puzzle piece of Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint with you, however his hand had just been burned by a flamethrower owning bank robber "I hate puzzles..."

Bruce lived a happy childhood before his parents died, it was clear you did too before your mother... You were inconsolable, you spoke to no one, you ate nothing, every time Bruce entered your room, he saw you clutching your mother's work, he figured out how to help you...

While you were sleeping he placed a TV in your bedroom and played Campfire Cooking in another world, after a while you woke up and saw it, a few minutes of watching goes by

Bruce wasn't able to be there when you left your room for the first time since you got here, Alfred sees you "Young Miss is there anything you need?"

"I'm hungry..."

When you refused to go to school because you were scared, the manga Skip and Loafer appeared at the foot of your bed, you binged read it made you excited about school and you were the earliest to be ready the next day

You screamed and covered your mouth so you wouldn't be able to take medicine when you were sick? He played Cells at Work, it made you feel bad about the cells working so hard, you took the medicine to help them

Bruce was proud of himself for a while, he was creative in trying to bond with you

But handling an emotionally fragile child and a city that might as well be hell is hard, there were too many problems

He kept forgetting.

Then your 15th birthday came, he promised he'd be able to come home on time, he told you to wait, but the alien spaceship was more of a problem that he thought it would be, took all night to fight them

In his office he thought about how to make it up to you, then you entered the room with papers, a transfer issue to Ouran Academy... In Japan.

You wanted to leave?

Were you tired of waiting?

With a heavy heart he signed it, you looked happy, Bruce bought you a two floor apartment just for you, he let you pick out whatever furniture you wanted, what to color the walls and what wood to use on the floor

He saw you pack your stuff.

But he wasn't able to see you off.

Joker was on the loose, he thought you gave up on them, on the family

But you sent gifts, a few snacks from her wand there, a katana for Damian's birthday (he used to fight poison Ivy), few ceramic plates

Perhaps your departure was for the better, no one had to make god-awful excuses on why they couldn't hangout with you

You wouldn't get your hopes up for special events, hoping they'd be able to come

You could make your own life away from the burning city and it's fire put out by acid rain

But as he walks past the door on what used to be your room, he wishes you were still inside, playing some game, watching some show reading some book

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It's not everyday that the Batfam does outings.

It's not everyday they're complete.

They're still not. Someone's away.

It's not everyday that when Jason goes inside a bookstore he finds a book with his little sister's face plastered on the cover

"(Name)?" He picked up the book "Moe Moe Ouran journal volume 2 by Renge Houshakuji... What the fuck?"

It had been 3 months since his sister moved to Japan to study, Jason thought it was for the better, she was weird, sheltered and incredibly fragile, Gotham would kill her sooner or later, at first Jason thought it was just one of those books who used real people as covers, then he saw the title "Ouran"

That's the school she goes to.

He bought the book on a whim and read through some pages, it was a glorified diary describing the author's time at the school

"(Name) the kindest villainess... What?"

He flipped to another chapter "(Name) is really lucky I like to see romance than to be in a romance, because her and kyoya- who the fuck is Kyoya!?"

"(Name) and I held a competition to see who can get the most endings to the game Ikemen Revolution, it's this really cool- what the fuck am I reading?"

"Jason!" Dick yelled waving his hands, Damian huffs "How long are you gonna stay in that store? We finished deciding on the restaurant let's go"

Ah right. That's why he wandered away, this was supposed to be a nice family outing at the mall, and then everyone started fighting about where, so he left them and went inside a bookstore

The family stay seated in a high-end restaurant ordering and then started arguing about whose taste in food is better "Did you guys know there's a published book with (Name) on there?" Jason started

Dick stopped teasing Damian for a minute and furrowed his brow "Excuse me?"

"Yeah, a friend of hers published her diary or something and it has a bunch of stories about her school with (Name)"

"May I see...? Do you have it?" Bruce held out his hand for the book and Jason gave it to him and he reads

Stephanie looks around the restaurant "Where are Tim and Duke??" she asked, Cassandra places down her glass of water "they went inside a tech store for some games, they'll be back"

On cue, Duke comes rushing in the restaurant holding a game card and two packets of what seems to be photo cards "Dad, look! (Name)'s on this! She's in the game as well!" He hurriedly showed Bruce

Duke opens a pack and he gets a photo card of a handsome blonde young man, a pair of good-looking twins, the blonde again, and... (Name), some cute guy with brown hair, (Name) again

Barbara takes a card of (Name) wearing a red princess dress and she's doing an evil pose, she looks up "I thought Tim was with you?"

"oh he is... He uhh, he's trying to buy all the packets" Duke replies

"Why?"

"there's uhm... Themes to the cards, this packet's theme was The crown prince's lover" he holds the unopened one "This one is the innocence transfer student" he rips the packet and the photo cards fall out, a school background with some hot guy in glasses studying, (Name)... Sitting on the bleachers wearing a jacket with an embroidery that says "Queen Bee", a pair of twins one playing sports the other one holding up a math trophy

Tim enters the restaurant with two paper bags filled with packets, he takes a deep breath "Apparently... (Name)- she- she has a fandom, there's a bunch of interactive performances where a girl... Can be the heroine of the story, you can choose your own plot, and (Name)... Is the actress for the villainess role in every single one of them" he finished

Bruce takes a packet named "The Saintess from another world" he opens it and the first photo card is his daughter in a chapel, then the next picture is his daughter on the guillotine????? It was then followed by a picture of the blonde guy wearing a prince outfit and a crown

"Hello! Your food is ready!" The waiters arrive and serve the food one by one on the table, they avoid placing the dish on top of the photo cards scattered on the desks

"All of you eat ahead... I need to make a phone call" Bruce sat up and left the table

Tbc...

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(Name) is not aware of the family's alter Ego's as superheroes and let's all pretend that the animes and mangas were already there during that time please 🥺

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Neglected Otaku Reader x Yandere Ohshc

Chapter five: Wayne Gala... In... Japan???

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Your cell phone rang in the middle of a performance, (Name) with a gun in her hand with both Honey and Mori pointing back at her

Mori shielding a customer protectively, an arm in front of her

(Name) scoffed "You... Have been by my side for 10 years... And yet you still find it in your heart to betray me!"

"You were never in my heart... You were just a sense of duty, Mei is the one in my heart" Mori replied

"Well I-" you are cut off by the ringing phone "Ah... I'm sorry" you say locking out of character

Honey drops his gun aimed at you "You should answer that (Name) it might be important"

You blow your head repeatedly to Mei "I'm so sorry for the interruption, sorry!" She smiles at you and waves dismissively "It's fine! Your performance was great!"

Stepping out of the music room you look at the caller "Father"

"Dad! What's up?"

There was silence on the other like for a bit, you realize you answered in japanese, you were about to question again in English but he answered back in Japanese as well

"How are you doing?" He asked

"oh uhm... I'm doing fine, Did Damian get the Katana?"

"He did, also the family will be going to Japan, we'll visit your school, when's your free time?"

You press your lips tight, what if your father finds out you're barely floating at history "you what. Alright- I'll uhh prepare a welcome party"

"there's no need for that, we just wanna see you-"

"No! No! I insist, I'll prepare a gala..." You hope that a gala will keep his busy enough from asking questions about your studies

The phone call ends and you walk back inside with a determined expression

Kyoya observes your face "is something wrong?"

"My family will be visiting this school, We need to arrange a gala" you look at him, he looked interested "Your father and your brother Tim will be of attendance?"

Bruce Wayne of Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake of Drake Industries

"yes they will..."

"Very well!" He closed his notebook and started making calls, he pointed to Hikaru and Kaoru "Both of you go announce the gala to the school"

You look around hearing something "Is that classical music!? Why is there background music?!?" You spot Renge leading an orchestra

Looking at Honey, Kyoya's gaze remained professional "Contact the best caterers now, Mori, try to gather some weapons you have available, I hear that the adopted son Jason is fond of daggers and guns, whilst Damian is fond of blades in general" they both nod and get to it

"Tamaki get your father to approve the use of the Ouran Greenhouse"

You raise your hand to ask if there's anything you can do but he ignores you "Haruhi, find something we can celebrate with a charity or a cause, Bruce Wayne is known to be generous for causes"

Finally he looks at you "You will pick up your family"

"they're not landing in an airport, they're immediately heading for one of the hotels they have in the area" you deadpan

"Then go there, tour them around the school then lead them to the greenhouse for last" he finished and with his last word the orchestra stops

"WAAAAH KYOYA IS SO RESPONSIBLE!"

"HES SO DEPENDABLE ITS SO HOT!"

"SO MATUREEE AHH IM ABOUT TO FAINT!"

"THIS IS WHY HE'S IN CHARGE! SO TRUSTWORTHY!"

"I'D LIKE TO HAVE HIM IN CHARGE OF ME!"

A bunch of girls squeal and squirm

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The greenhouse did not look like a greenhouse, somehow they managed to add Chinese pillars on the entrance and the entire greenhouse has been transformed to look like the interior of an ancient Chinese banquet hall

You sneak near Kyoya's side and whisper "what is going on!? Why does it look like this?"

"Well... Guns originated from China, it just so happens they also have a variety of blades, and the cause we're fighting for is the Economic Inequality between china's rural and urban areas, so there are some Chinese politicians here"

"uh huh..." Your brothers Damian, Tim and Duke are being swarmed by ladies "A bit overkill don't you think?"

He chuckles in a tone that implies your being ridiculous "Nonsense, People often forget about social status just because they're rich, all they think about is the rich and the poor, people forget to acknowledge that there are levels of superiority to the wealthy as well, although you prance around acting foolish to the point people are comfortable with you, no one should forget that you are the only biological daughter of the most powerful man in the United States"

"The most powerful man would be Superman... or Batman? Whatever, still, I wanna thank you for organizing this, even though it looks like you enjoyed this" you say to him and walk back to your family

You walk over to your father who is expectantly waiting for you "Dad! How are you enjoying the party? This is all courtesy of my club!"

He smiles at you "the place is wonderful, I can't believe this was a greenhouse" then his gaze turns into something else, worry, oh god, why is he worried!?

"I saw your-"

"My what? My grades? My grades are fine! Perfectly above average! So I'm having a hard time with history but the rest are-"

"it's not about your grades... You don't need to be exceptional, everyone in the family will support you until you die, I'm talking about your apartment, Dick visited earlier and it was in a... Unlivable state..."

Ah- you are not one for cleaning.

"Sorry! I've been busy and I-"

"Not to worry, you will be moving" he said

Your heart drops "Moving? Back to..."

"I mean that you will be moving to the penthouse of Drake Hotel, so that everyday a housekeeper will be able to clean your room and prepare food"

"oh.. thanks Dad"

(the staff will definitely not spy on you and update your family)

Damian is confused, there is a sandpit in which people can fight and his opponent is... A child?

"How- how old are you?"

"17!" Honey smiles as he gets into a fighting stance

Damian recognizes him from one of those photo cards, so he must be your friend, Damian didn't feel comfortable fighting with him, he saw you walking towards and was relieved he had an excuse to leave

"Honey, go easy on him please, he's my brother"

Damian whips his head to you "Honey!?!?? Are you two-"

"No that's his name, don't be weird" you pat his head, Honey leaves the sandpit "Is he the one you gifted the katana to? He's so cute!"

Tim makes his way to the politicians who are already conversing with Kyoya, they both give each other a calculated smile

"I hear you were the one who organized the gala? You put in so much effort, I hope (Name) didn't put you in too much trouble " Tim offers to shake hands, Kyoya smiles again and reciprocates "it wasn't a problem at all, besides what are friends for?"

Some guy (The head of military defense of China) buts in "I am delighted to be able to speak with both of you! Such bright young people, you sure make your families proud"

Richard is NOT having a good time... He has tried to speak with you this whole party but you seem intent on giving him away to your female school mates to fawn over and Jason...

"Jason! What-" he calls out to Jason who is holding some guy by his collar, and another guy who looks identical tries to pry him off, oh? Those are the Hitachiin twins, Those are (Name)'s FRIENDS

He immediately goes over to soothe things out "Jason! What are you doing!?" He whispered to him, Jason dropped Hikaru to the ground "He tried to hit on Steph"

Hikaru immediately puts his hands up "I mean no harm! I mean, we're a host club! It's kinda expected isn't it? And I do that with everyone, it's my job! Sorry if I made her feel uncomfortable but that wasn't my intention at all!"

Barbara laughs as she has everything recorded on video "Oh... Man, Imagine the headlines, Grown man attacks high school boy for doing his job!" And Stephanie shrugs "I wasn't even bothered, you're just weird" she takes a sip of champagne

Tamaki teleports to the scene and kicks the twins "Hikaru! Kaoru! Why are you upsetting (Name)'s family! You're leaving an awful impression as her friends!" He looked at them and immediately bowed his head "So sorry about them, they're idiots"

Dick raises his hand as if to dismiss it "No, we're sorry about Jason, he's aggressive"

Cassandra and Mori are standing near the man made stream

"Hmmm...."

"hmmm.."

You slump to a chair and close your eyes in exhaustion, your family and your friends seem to be intermingling mildly, they're not having a good time, but it's not a bad time either

You hear a clink of glass and you open your eyes to see Haruhi with a plate of cake "I haven't seen you eat since you got here" she says as she places the food down, you smile and thank her as you demolish it, you've been so stressed you haven't eaten since your family's private plane arrived, Duke sits beside you and pours you a glass of water "I missed you" he says

You smile and look back to the crowd once more and you see...

Renge hitting on your father.

Tbc...

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Neglected Otaku Reader x Yandere Ohshc

Chapter three: No, there's nothing I can do about the twins

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The twins held hands and spun around, they stopped and smirked "So! Which of us is Hikaru?"

The girls squeal and try to guess, a brunette points "That one's Hikaru!"

They smirked and laughed "Uh oh you got it wrong!", A bored sigh comes out of Haruhi's mouth as she passes by "What a stupid game"

"Oh?" Hikaru raised a brow "If it's so easy then why don't you try to guess" grabbing his brother they spun again "So... Which one of us is Hikaru?"

"This one's Kaoru and this one is Hikaru"

"Wrong!" They both smirked

"No, I know I'm right, you guys may look alike but you're very different"

Customers gasp in awe "Wow Haruhi! How can you tell?" One asked, Haruhi made a gesture of thinking "Well Kaoru moves with more grace in his actions, while Hikaru is a bit more clumsy"

"pfft- ah... Sorry Hikaru" Kaoru covers his mouth as an obvious frown appears on Hikaru's face as he crosses his arms "Well it's because I'm genuine! Cunning people like Kaoru are who people should look out for"

Kaoru's eyes widened in disbelief "Oh? Is that so? I'm sorry that even as a younger brother I surpass you in everything, the only reason mother and father still have you as the rightful heir is because they can't tell us apart they don't know who the better one is"

"Well, there it is! This has been your true feelings after all, admit it! The only reason you're into this whole twin thing is because it's the only way you can walk beside me and not behind like a true spare!" Hikaru laughed

Kaoru slowly grabbed a cup of tea from the table and splashed it into Hikaru's face, in return he was thrown a plate of cake

Then it turned into a full blown show with furniture flying miraculously not hitting anyone keeping them safe, an electric sound rumbled from the ground as Renge appears "Everyone look! Some plot development! The inseparable twins are fighting! Yes! Yes! Keep going! This is good angst material!"

Haruhi wondered if the furniture was made of something other than wood because none seemed broken even after being thrown all over the place, then she looked over at (Name) who just finished doing a "Fake Saintess bullies the Real Saintess" play with Tamaki "Do you think it'll be okay to leave them like that?" (Name) asked as she took off the fake cuffs she was wearing for "being imprisoned for her crimes against the real Saintess"

Tamaki shrugged "I'm sure they'll make up tomorrow, just give them some space"

Then tomorrow came.

Hikaru came in looking like he shaved a flamingo and glued the feathers to his head

"Ew what the fuck did you do to your hair?" (Name) cringed, He placed his things down and had an arm lean against the backrest of the chair "I didn't wanna be mistaken for that Kaoru my whole life, so I decided to change my appearance"

A blue hot cheeto walked in "My first night sleeping alone was great! Well until I had that terrifying nightmare, I dreamt someone dyed my hair pink! Can you believe it? It looks so foolish I woke up screaming" He tried sitting down but Hikaru kicked his chair before he could

And they're throwing stuff again. Great.

"Can they do that? Some of the stuff they're hurling around isn't theirs... Wha- that's my phone!" (Name) pointed, Haruhi groaned "Knock it off, you're disturbing everyone"

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"I've never seen them fight before..." Honey hugged Usa-chan close to his chest and Tamaki sighed "Maybe letting them be wasn't a good idea"

Kyoya stared at Haruhi "You should know, this isn't your fault, even tho it was YOUR thoughtless comment that started this whole thing, don't feel responsible for it"

"Uh sure..." Haruhi replied "He's totally blaming me"

"if this is their first fight... Do they even know how to make up?" Honey asked, You rolled your shoulders "Is it just me or does anyone else think they're enjoying it? not the fighting! But uhh... Other people started talking to them knowing which is which, I feel like they're enjoying the individuality"

"Hmm..." Kyoya placed his tablet down "If this is truly their first fight, they probably don't know when to stop or how to make up either"

Speak of the devils, they barged inside the room with a large bang and chair being thrown, a screaming match about something nonsensical

"That's enough!" Tamaki stood up "You're constant fighting is getting annoying! I command you to make up right now! Go shake hands and hug right this instant!"

"you're annoyed!?!??, I wake up every day and see his face!" Hikaru complained

Kaoru pulled out a familiar doll "I hate you so much! To prove it I'm going to write your name on the back of this cursed doll I got from Nekozawa! From this day forward your life will be filled with nothing but misfortune!"

The doll was smacked to the ground and the twins were smacked in the heads "Stop it you too! Can't you see how many people are worrying about you!? I'm sorry for starting it, I'll do anything just make up already!" Haruhi screamed

"You did NOT just give them a blank paper, Haruhi! That's stupid!" You shouted in alarm

"anything you say?"

Haruhi took a step back as the twins hugged and muttered apologies to each other with tears in their eyes, then they looked at Haruhi with a playful smirk

You looked at Haruhi and held out your hand "Haruhi give me the doll, I'll write both their names on there"

Their smiles went even wider and laughed, Tamaki whispered a bewildered "Why?"

The answer?

"Well we were bored and we thought to spice things up a bit!"

Tbc...

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Kaoru is actually my most favorite ever.

[coldilikeit]

yk I was not expecting to find an ohshc x batfam crossover ever in my life bc it seems like an incredibly niche thing that would exist only in my head. but I am so glad u made this, 12 year old me would be kicking her feet and giggling reading this. all this to say that I think it’s rly good LOL ur fulfilling my childhood dreams right now so thank u for that 😻

NO CAUSE THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT 😭, LIKE IF IM A TWO OR MORE FANDOMS AT THE SAME TIME, TRUST THEY WILL BE MERGED IN MY HEAD

I remember watching Saiki K and MHA at the same time and somehow merged them in my head like- okay hear me out...

Yk how Saiki K saves the world from the meteor in the last ep of Saiki K? Everyone sees him and they panic, everyone is wondering what that mysterious creature is, if they're an experiment or something, a phenomenal typa shit, and Saiki... He like can change the world and re-write DNA and shit, what if he makes it so everyone gets superpowers so and AND!!!!

The day after Saiki saved the earth

The glowing baby from MHA is born.

HEAR ME OUT PPL!!!!

So yeah... That's what happens to me when I'm like into two or more fandoms at the same time

Trust they will be MERGED 😭🙏

I'm so happy you're enjoying my story!