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Not directly kink related, but how did the whole cloaca thing start? I have a hunch that it has something to do with refrigerated fruit…

in what is probably a shock to everyone (including me) it is not coldplums fault! I do believe the blame for this one goes to crow, if I'm remembering right.

#I don't remember how exactly it started but I know the answer has always been no #coldplums

a/s/l also are u free tonight 👅👅🦶

I'm free every night, you're the one who does eight hours of dates twice a week

#location: in your pocket #surprise!#coldplums

kiss

YAY I'll delete all my drafts where I was killing people off

#I'm extremely easy to please believe it or not #<- lie #coldplums

kyskyskyskyskys

<3

#it's okay I can translate this: sunny you're so wonderful and amazing and can do no wrong and I'm honored to be in your virtual presence #ta daaaaa #coldplums

hello

did you hit send before you meant to

#or was this the whole ask #either way HIIIII PLUMS #happy to have you on the blog as always #coldplums

This is just to say - William Carlos Williams

#coldplums #my original intent was to make it sad but as with most things where you are involved #it has descended into unserious bullshittery #baby's first webweave #if this counts

Sunny, far be it from me to give ideas to coldplums, but, are you familiar with the book Misery by Stephen King?

LMAO

#this might actually be what's happened #I'm writing this from the basement I'm locked in #coldplums

It seems like once again we are children of divorce

a divorce would first require a RING

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