#coldsteelse7en

[talldarkloathsome-blog]

[pvt] What's wrong, Droog? I thought you were a man who ENJOYED taking a licking.

[pvt] Only where it counts, Seven, and certainly not from a dog.  Guess that means I haven’t enjoyed a proper lick in years.

[carmineclock]

Please distract me with NOT nonsense. How was the honeymoon?

Absolutely wonderful! The weather was great, the people entertaining, and we should definitely never go back there again, cause I’m sure you can’t bust us out of Earth prison all that easily.

Also sand in the ass is a terrible feeling. Sand in the asshole even worse.

[fouramour]

Happy Birthday, Felix. What would you like as a present?

carry me around for the rest of the day like a tiny king.

i’m kidding. iunno, surprise me?

[itsjacktheknife-blog]

🎨

[catnipin]

[Purrivate] Nepeta, I need your help. I just realized something. We need to throw TWO Bachelor Parties for the sharks. Normally I would be in attendance at BOTH, but clearly that can't be the case if there are SEPARATE parties. I want to give the boys something special, but I'm at a loss. I could use your expurrtise.

[pvt]

:33 > !!!

:33 > i didnt even think aboat that yet :00

:33 > we could have the parties end up in the same place! theyre gay they would LOVE that :33c

[theuniverseisher]

[pvt] My Queen, do you have any plans for this evening? The Handmaid and I, hopefully, will be spending the evening out and about and I am looking to see who, of sound mind and steely authority, will be around to keep an eye on things while I am out. Far be it from me to assume you WOULDN'T have a date, I'm just checking for posterity's sake.

[pvt] As a matter of fact, I have no plans for this evening.  Consider the rest of the outfit thoroughly babysat.  Do enjoy the evening with the Handmaid, Malcom.

[beatconductor-blog]

[pvt] Hello Strider. How goes the diamond hunt?

[pvt] you got a dealine because you didnt give me one

still digging out suppliers and their supplies

you want only the best of the best dontcha

[talldarkloathsome-blog]

@coldsteelse7en replied to your post: Listen, if the idiots want to get stung, let them...

Shut it, peanut gallery

Love you too.  Glad to see you caved into the peer pressure.  Spine o’ steel, that Crowbar.