#coldsuggestion

[leon-trans-kennedy]

who cares that you feel warm, hot with anger and your heart is in your throat

no one wants that

be cold darling, your feelings are slipping away like ice crackling through your spine, your breath is visible and heavy as you say, “I’m fine.”

[leon-trans-kennedy]

you’re feeling too much

take a deep breath

pull yourself together

and push the emotions away

[birdsy-purplefishes]

*sees a terrible, Legitimately Upsetting post*

*notices it’s from one of those parody blogs of coldsuggestion, which was largely about being in an abusive relationship and shouldn’t have become a fucking meme/joke*

*is mad*

[breninarthur]

wow coldsuggestion was an asshole wtf

[garbageastrology]

Cold Suggestions for the Signs

*All credit goes to coldsuggestion.tumblr.com, please check them out and hopefully give them a follow*

Aries: "Bonding over movies he’s lying about having seen and bands you’re lying about having known. Bonding as the people you wish you were. Leaving as the people you came here being."

Taurus: "A man unrequitedly in love will stand outside your home and knock, throw, kick, holler, relentless in pursuit. Foreign to the idea of a space he is unwelcome in. A woman unrequitedly in love will sit. She’s far away from your house. She knows it’s not for her. She will wait, she has gifts prepared if she is ever invited in. She has herself prepared if she’s not."

Gemini: "Don’t say to a room full of people what you only want one person to hear."

Cancer: "Love is actually when you die in a bus crash and someone finds your phone among the debris goes through your camera roll and assumes you were the person you have 300 pictures of saved."

Leo: "When you lose track of who knows what about you based on what you’ve disclosed its time to stay silent for awhile."

Virgo: "You both read the same book. He called it a romance novel. You knew it was a horror story."

Libra: "He is emotionally unavailable with a bright neon vacancy sign out front. I thought I could stay the night but there was no room."

Scorpio: "You are always trying desperately to push out of one person’s consciousness and into another’s."

Sagittarius: "You are the girl of his dreams. You’re the girl of my dreams. You’re the girl of your own dreams. You’re a passing character in everyone else’s dreams. They are all of your dreams too. What you need to find is one of your waking hours."

Capricorn: "If you’re blushing it’s only because your better sense of self is slapping you across the cheeks."

Aquarius: "I’ll do it. I’ll give away the ending. He chooses the girl whose less weird than you. She’s beautiful. We can’t even fault her. I’m sorry."

Pisces: "It’s not that you’re feeding his ego, it’s that his ego is being fed. He’d be content with anyone doing it."

[fourwallsfx-archive-blog]

i hate those fake deep blogs

[apricotsandhoneywine]

every time I read a cold suggestion post I get the urge to sew my iPhone 5s™ to my forehead with a Twitter™ draft post reading "I hate all men I truly hate all men yes I hate the vile man the man is disgusting and refuse to stand for it all men are the embodiment of" and not reveal what men are he embodiment of. Taylor Ruth and Caroline already know.