#colechat

[cattycus]

[2:11:49 PM] A bird: I know I made a post about it on tumblr a few days ago

[2:11:56 PM] bruh: hm?

[2:11:59 PM] A bird: but when I first met you I thought you were 30

[2:12:18 PM] bruh: .............................................................................

[2:12:56 PM] A bird: bc you said you haven't done this whatever I know it was a kid thing in years and then said you had to go to work and I was like "oh no"

[2:13:09 PM] A bird: "did I just befriend a 30 year old man"

[cattycus]

[2:20:47 AM] magpie: MUCH HAPPY VERY WONDERFUL

[2:20:54 AM] magpie: oh fuKC ijsut shibed shooT ME

[2:21:02 AM] waylon: AHAHAHAHA

[2:21:05 AM] waylon: YOU MEME LOVING FUCK

[2:21:07 AM] magpie: DONT.

[cattycus]

[12:21:41 AM] jehan: http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/index.htm i want a pair of these so fucking bad i would wear them everywhere even though they're tacky lookin as hell id pair them with skirts and skinny jeans and everything else i dont give a fuck i just want stupid toe shoes [12:22:25 AM] jehan: http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/products/Five-Fingers-V-Classic-LR-Mens.htm look at these ugly sons of bitches [12:22:34 AM] cole: im divorcing you

[cattycus]

JEHAN AND I ARE TALKING ABOUT CAT NIPPLES AND

[12:04:45 AM] jehan: NIP NOPS

[12:05:32 AM] jehan: nubby nooples hidden in fliff fluff

[cattycus]

[12:34:00 AM] cole: I DONT KNOW IF THERES AN EMOTE FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER BUT ALL I CAN THINK OF IS \m/ AND THATS KIND OF HILARIOUS

[12:34:10 AM] cole: I DONT NEED TO ROCK HARD, BUT THANK YOU, BRAIN

[cattycus]

[12:51:33 PM] qui: MY DAD BOUGHT ME A DONUT THE LENGTH OF MY FUCKING FOREARM COVERED IN CHOCOLATE AND FILLED WITH CUSTARD

[12:51:36 PM] qui: IM GONNA DEEP THROAT IT

[cattycus]

Jo: I'm gonna chug this beer

Cole: that's wine

Jo: yeah

[cattycus]

jo: if they go to iceland they might meet bjork!

me: it's 1914

ian: wasn't she born back then??