Meet random girl through mutual acquaintances, say I do roller derby, and she says, "Oh, do you know Kolton Sinclaire? We went to 6th grade together and ever since I went through my divorce he keeps hitting me up on Facebook to go to lunch with him."
Man, he just never quits. Imagine if he put his energy into something other than getting his dick wet and looking cool on Instagram. The world feels empty to you because you're empty, dude.
Ugh, I still can't believe I was dumb enough to fall for his shit. Agreeing to date him was legitimately the most degrading thing I've ever done.
















