#collarposting

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

Anyone wanna be part of my semi-ethical transfem Frankenstein roleplay in which I inject you with estrogen once a week while being awkwardly emotionally distant yet weirdly obsessed with my own creation? *twirls hair and puts on labcoat*

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

I perceive a guest of pleasing appearance at the ball. I sigh dramatically whilst turning towards mine guards and proclaiming "May one of thou fuck them for me this instant." Noisy crashing is heard as mine guards clamber like worms to get hē hands on the appointed one. I gracefully sip from mine wine cup as I watch the tussle. A celebratory evening, certainly.

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

You stop kissing me to look me in the eye. We get lost in each other. You place your hands on my hip, almost like I could break at your touch. "Can I?" You ask, looking down at where I am straddling your leg. "Yes, please" I moan. You slowly unzip my pants and push them off. You pause. Curiously, you push my panties to the side. An old rotary phone stares back at you. Above you, I pant against your shoulder, lost in feeling. The phone rings. You shake yourself out of the shock and slowly reach for it. "Hello?" Your voice is shaky, unsure. "Hey kid" The voice sounds like your father. "I am so proud of you. I love you, you did well." You cry.

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

It would be kinda cool to have a friend who I could give E injections and take shopping for new clothes and do their makeup and stuff. I do really see the appeal. Same with T shots etc ngl.

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

Things that make me feel hot and bothered about butches and why they are amazing and sexy and cool people overall, thank you butches for existing, an incomplete list:

Being very silly and making dad jokes

The climper and shine of your carabiner when you move, always subtly drawing attention to you like a fishing lure

Being a save port for so many people and helping to build your local community

The silly swagger thing you do that makes me melt inside

Crooked grins

Being a gentleman and being more suave with it than most men I know (you did good stealing that stuff, keep it up)

The interesting ways in which you show me masculinity, making me feel safe in being myself and helping me learn much more about my identity and what it means to be human

The breaks in the confidence that show me how much you yearn for touches and warmth

Nervous smiles or handholding that is too cute

The way your life shapes your face, making me want to draw my finger over every wrinkle and curve and kiss them, wondering what they would tell me about you

The fake confidence that slowly turns real when you are loved and appreciated, it shines like the sun and I am not putting on my shades

DIY or household skills. I do not have a uterus but somehow I am ovulating

When you behave like a needy puppy that needs 10 rounds of headpets and lying on my lap to feel happy (or being allowed to get your hands on me or mine on you)

Soft belly, no explanation needed

Body hair, hell yes be warm and fuzzy I love that shit, so cuddly and sexy

If you do manual labor or just go to the gym, the smell after you come back. I would like to bathe in it and lick your entire body so bad

Thighs ! that ! I ! want ! to ! bite! Please let me bite them! You have no idea how much I need it

Strugglig to put a strapon harness on. I adore a clumsy butch so much, kissing you on the mouth and neck

Helping me put a strapon harness on for them. Hysterical laughter of *I need them bent over for me*

Low voicessssssssss

Ringed fingers touching my chin, my neck, ruffling my hair. I would like to kiss them please, every single finger (if they went into my mouth I would also not complain)

the tough guy thing is kinda hot ngl but also so adorable, I see what you are doing. I wonder if it lasts when you are under me

"hey kid", " youngster" comments ahhhh

If they are skilled with some form of blade. I am sorry to include such a cliché but this one is mandatory ngl. Also fight me please I need homoerotic metal on metal action and a sword at my throat

Strong arms, soft arms, veiny arms, literally all butch arms are hot af and I need my mouth on them asap, I need them around me, around my neck, between my teeth literally whatever

You somehow manage to make basecaps look sexy. Don't ask me how but damn, wizardry

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

FFmpeg? In my Yaoi?

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

Hey, I‘m Jane Doe, local autistic animal and genderqueer woman

aroace lesbian

This is my account where I post a wild mix of everything that's going on in my life

My own posts and add-on’s are tagged #dogposting and anything sexual/kinky will be tagged #collarposting (if I don’t forget it, hope I don’t)

Don‘t discriminate or make others day worse and we will get along nicely :3

My page is a safe space for all queer folk of any kind, so kick your feet up and grab a cup of tea!

I will have to block minors as well as queerphobic accounts on sight and if you try and be weird towards me you will get mocked for it publicly

I think that‘s all for now. Have a nice day and enjoy whatever you are doing :3

[lovecraftian-lovergirl]

Once again a happy mother's day to mommy dommes everywhere!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(つ｡˃ ᵕ ˂)つ ⸝♡

Love you :3