Ssshhhh. Don't Tell Joansie.
My family (me, Mo and Dan) are really enjoying the Condo lately. You see Joansie and Bubba are on one of their trips again and won't be back 'till the end of the month. I am not sure where they are either-could be NYC, Wisconsin, Zimbabwe-just not sure. They are on the move and I am sleeping in their King-Sized bed and using up all their "good soap".
My dad collects hotel soaps and is very particular about who uses them and which ones you can take.
Which is a major plot point in our family's "Lifetime Movie". I think I'll need a few more therapy sessions to fully understand and communicate to the public it's cultural significance.














