#collectivethoughtsthemusical

[ask-bard-wandersong]

H̴e̶y̶ ̴k̶i̶d̶,̶ ̵w̴a̵n̷t̶ ̶s̵o̷m̶e̴.̷.̶.̶.̵ ̵E̷l̷d̶r̶i̸t̸c̴h̸ ̸b̵l̷a̷s̵t̴?̸

wh-what-? e-eldritch blast? i... don't... k-know what that is... sorry..

[gunned-assassin]

H̶e̴y̵,̶ ̷l̸i̷t̵t̸l̶e̴ ̷m̶o̵r̷t̵a̷l̴.̴ ̵I̸ ̸n̵o̶t̸i̴c̷e̵d̴ ̴y̴o̵u̵ ̶t̴e̴n̸d̴ ̵t̶o̵ ̸f̶o̷c̵u̴s̴ ̸o̶n̶ ̴a̵ ̵c̶e̴r̶t̵a̸i̴n̵ ̷m̷o̵r̶t̶a̷l̸ ̴j̷u̶s̶t̶ ̴b̶e̶f̶o̶r̴e̷ ̷t̶h̸e̷y̶ ̷d̵i̶s̵c̷o̴n̷n̵e̷c̷t̵ ̶f̸r̷o̴m̵ ̵y̸o̷u̵r̴ ̴m̸a̸t̶e̷r̵i̵a̶l̸ ̶r̷e̵a̸l̶m̵.̸ ̸ ̵w̴a̷n̵n̵a̵ ̸m̶a̴k̴e̵ ̷a̸ ̵d̵e̶a̴l̵ ̸w̸h̸e̶r̴e̸ ̴t̸h̸o̴s̴e̷ ̵s̴o̴u̷l̷s̷ ̶c̶o̶m̴e̵ ̸t̵o̷ ̴m̷e̷ ̴w̴h̵e̴n̷ ̵y̶o̶u̶ ̸d̷o̵ ̴w̶h̸a̸t̴e̸v̵e̴r̴ ̷t̸o̵ ̴e̷m̶?̷ ̵I̸ ̷w̸a̶n̵n̷a̴ ̶s̴t̸a̸r̷t̸ ̸a̸ ̵c̸o̶l̶l̷e̵c̷t̵i̴o̴n̸ ̶o̷f̷ ̶t̴h̴e̸ ̶c̴u̵t̶e̶ ̵l̶i̷t̵t̶l̸e̸ ̶l̶i̶g̸h̶t̵s̸

Uh..

(He felt unnerved by this ask. Especially with how the text was.. weird looking.)

I mean.. sure...? Don't.. really know why you would want a collection of souls but you do you I guess.

[misterculexus]

i wanna boop the chaos, i wanna boops its snoot.

Donezo.

[ask-the-eggsama]

no nut november? how about NOTHING BUT NUT NOVEMBER, YEA THATS RIGHT GET THOSE PANTS DOWN WE GOTTA GET TO FAPPING RIGHT FUCKING NOW BOIS IN GRILLS!!!

OH HELL YEAH I CAN TOTALLY GET BEHIND THIS

[ask-bard-wandersong]

H̶e̸y̸,̵ ̸h̸e̵y̶ ̴l̷i̸t̸t̶l̷e̷ ̵m̸o̷r̷t̷a̸l̴.̴̶Y̵o̴u̴r̸ ̷a̴ ̸u̵h̷,̸ ̴a̴d̵v̵e̴n̸t̷u̷r̷e̸r̷,̷ ̸r̸i̴g̷h̸t̸?̶̴ ̸Y̷o̶u̸ ̴b̶u̸s̵y̵?̴̸I̴ ̶g̷o̷t̵ ̷a̵ ̷q̷u̸e̶s̶t̶ ̸f̴o̶r̸ ̵y̷a̵,̷ ̵I̴ ̷c̴a̷n̷ ̶p̴a̶y̵,̸ ̷b̵u̴t̴ ̷n̶o̸t̷ ̷i̵n̴ ̶y̶o̷u̷r̵ ̴m̴a̷t̵e̶r̶i̸a̷l̵ ̶c̷o̷i̴n̸s̸ ̶t̷h̶o̸u̷g̸h̴.̷

Oh!! I’m not busy at the moment!! I can totally do something for you though! What is it? Also, ah, you don’t have to pay! I’m totally down to do it for free!

[ask-bard-wandersong]

H̴e̴y̵ ̵l̵i̸t̴t̷l̸e̶ ̸m̸o̶r̵t̶a̶l̸,̴ ̷c̷o̸u̴l̴d̵ ̶y̶o̷u̷ ̶d̷o̵ ̴s̸o̸m̸e̸ ̵m̵o̵r̶e̶ ̶o̸f̴ ̵t̸h̸a̶t̶ ̸m̷u̶s̴i̷c̷ ̵t̴h̵i̷n̷g̷?̴̴̷Y̴o̸u̴r̸ ̸l̸i̷t̸t̷l̷e̴ ̶m̷o̴r̶t̵a̷l̶ ̸l̴i̸g̸h̷t̷s̷ ̴g̶l̴i̶t̴t̷e̸r̸ ̴s̶o̷ ̵p̸r̶e̷t̴t̸i̸l̵y̷ ̶w̷h̶e̵n̶ ̵y̸o̵u̶r̵ ̸d̴o̸i̴n̵g̵ ̶t̴h̴e̴ ̴m̶u̴s̸i̵c̷s̴.̷

Oh!! Oh course!!!

(Grabbing the gem, they sing. Their mind defaults to the song they know the best, The Order March.)

[misterculexus]

how many licks dose it take to get the the center of a imperial guardsman?

I am not certain you’re asking the right blog.

[chillisreal]

Yes, kill him. SLAY THE KOOLAID MAN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA