I'm a bard!

Hello! I'm just a simple bard! :D Asks are open! Mun is a minor, so no NSFW please! PFP is by @lillabeast!

[ask-bard-wandersong]

Hello!!

Hi everyone! I’m new here, and frankly uh... I’m still learning how to use this app! 

All you need to know is that I’m just a simple bard! :D

(Muse Info!)

Name: Kiwi, Bard

Gender: They/Them, He/Him, She/Her 

Sexuality: Nonbinary Genderfluid

(Mun Info!)

Name: Cross

Gender: She/Her They/Them

Sexuality: Bisexual

(I am a minor so no NSFW please!! Also please go check out my other blogs @gunned-assassin and @getting-stranger-and-stranger :))

[ask-bard-wandersong]

Stepladder or ladder

"Oh! Uh... ladder?"

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(asks are back open! go nuts hehe)

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(alright im probably gonna be clearing out the inboxes and starting from scratch gimme a minute

will be turning asks off while i do this)

[quietsphere]

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(logs into my askblog account after abandoning it for several months on accident

hello its been awhile.)

[chromanomaly]

looks directly at you and your multiple ask blogs /th

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(runs away <3)

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(logs into my askblog account after abandoning it for several months on accident

hello its been awhile.)

[starlight-mayhem]

(thinking of reviving this blog :] send in asks please!! im probably gonna be continuing the m!a if thats fine with yall)

[starlight-mayhem]

(pls reblog this btw DJGHWRHASR)

[ask-bard-wandersong]

did you hear?? audrey's back

O-Oh? Thats great!!

[c0rruption-z0ne]

NOTICE ;;

: ̗̀➛ this blog is run by two mods, who are both minors, so please do not send NSFW to this blog or their mains. BOTH mods are systems, which means they may act different or go by a different name sometimes.

: ̗̀➛ This is a rewritten story of Wii deleted you, so this will have different interpretations, themes, personalities and backstories.

: ̗̀➛ M/A’s will be rare, this is story driven, and will have planned events and storyline that you can explore and dive deeper into as the story progresses.

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MODS ;;

: ̗̀➛ mod Sal - body age is 14, also referred to as mod Eteled, as they will be playing Eteled - pronouns are he/she/it/rot/they/gor

: ̗̀➛ mod Cross - a minor, also referred to as mod Austin, and will be playing Austin! Pronouns are she/they

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TAGS ;;

: ̗̀➛ Asks: ❓[someone sent you a message!]❓

: ̗̀➛ eteled: 🪓[Just your average mii.]🪓

: ̗̀➛ Austin: ❌[how about another volt?]❌

: ̗̀➛ Submissions: 📧[someone sent you an image!]📧

: ̗̀➛ Starting message: 💬[Thank you for choosing: the Mii channel]💬

: ̗̀➛ Start: ⏺[Game start!]⏺

: ̗̀➛ Progression: ▶️[Playing…]▶️

: ̗̀➛ End: ⏸[Game!]⏸

: ̗̀➛ Mod Eteled: 🦌[It’s just a little scratch.]🦌

: ̗̀➛ Mod Austin: ☁️[A thousand voices laugh at your demise!]☁️

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RULES ;;

Absolutely no nsfw at all

Keep things tame

Don’t be weird

Don’t fit our dni list

Selective m/a’s, don’t use them all the time

Please respect the mods, they have lives too and may take some time

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{ DNI; TERFS/MERFS, Proshippers, homophobes/transphobes/lgbtq+phobes, anti-neopronouns, map/promap, exclusionists, n^zis or supporters of such, trump supporters/blue lives matters/all lives matter, racists, NSFW. basic dni! }

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(The being tilts their head? slightly.) "Hmm.. you must be having a dream, then. Even so... I do wonder why your subconscious has brought you here."

Y-Yeah...

(They look off to the side for a second, pondering their current situation. The person said this place doesn't exist... yet they're here anyways? How did their subconscious bring them here even?)

Can you... tell me about this place? If it is nothing" like you say.. then how is it even possible that I'm here?

[ask-bard-wandersong]

"My dear... who brought you here? This place does not exist." (The statues eyes light up in in different colors, though dim. You can kind of make out a figure sitting atop the statue at the very end of this room. They have their legs? crossed.)

(Kiwi takes a step back, shielding their eyes from the sudden lights, before looking up at the statue, and the person in general. They clear their throat and give as much of a smile as they can, one hand going behind their back.)

I-I'm not sure how I got here..! One moment I was sleeping, the next I'm... here!

[ask-bard-wandersong]

SCREAMS

A-Ah-! Are- Are you okay? Why are you screaming?

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(A faint whisper echoes through the room like a gentle breeze.) "Oh, dearest..." (The whisper can be heard from no particular place. Could it be coming from a statue? Either way, it definitely doesn't sound human... in fact, it doesn't sound like anything you've ever heard in your life. Did you even hear the whisper in the first place? Does it exist? Does 'here' exist...?)

(The talking makes the small bard jump a little in place, looking around at the many statues. Did... Did the statue just talk? He wasn't sure what to think of the voice, but this person may be friendly, so they take their chance.)

H-Hello!! Hi!! I'm- I'm Kiwi! Would- Would you mind... telling me where I am?

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(It's quite lonely here, though that watching feeling still lingers... Statues of what are likely gods are lined up before you, each of them a different colored stone. Their forms are oddly incomprehensible to a mind such as yours. The darkness of this place makes it so only their outlines could be seen.)

(As they finally spot the statues, they relish in the fact of finding something in this suffocating darkness, feeling almost mesmerized by their forms, even if it gives them a slight headache just looking at them. Still though, they can't bring themselves to tear their eyes away..)

Woah...

H-Hello? Are you the ones who brought me here..?

(They start walking slowly towards the statues, feeling a little embarrassed when they finally realize they are statues, not actual people.)

[ask-bard-wandersong]

(You're teleported somewhere dark, somewhere ominous, somewhere... too open. You feel as though someone is watching you.)

Wh- Wha-?

(They look around, the sensation of being watched burns right through them as they look around the dark anxiously, not seeing a thing.)

h-H-Hello? Is- Is anyone there?

(Their voice falters for a moment. The ominous feeling creeps up their back, garnering a shudder going down their spine as they swallow hard. Taking a deep breath, they begin to hum a quiet tune, just to calm their overactive nerves.)

[ask-bard-wandersong]

Would you mind if I just *silently collects the feathers awkwardly around the two*

(They're more focused on helping Audrey.)