Sep 17, 2020
@colonelstarboy said: “It smells fine to me. What does your nose say is wrong with it?”
“I get that your food is supposed to be DEAD when you EAT IT, Jack - but it smells like it died way, way before someone decided to cook it and slap it on this--this thing.” She is, of course, referring to the meal that had been placed before her - a human ‘delicacy’, or so the spaceman claimed. She hadn’t yet opened the box it was in, recoiling simply at the smell, staring hatefully at the large letter ‘M’ printed all over it. “Honestly, I can just take a dip and get us some fresh fish in no time at all?”