Dec 7, 2016
“Just gone shopping and went to try something on in the fitting room, if you’re about to try something a little risque in your sex life, try not to be so loud.”
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“Just gone shopping and went to try something on in the fitting room, if you’re about to try something a little risque in your sex life, try not to be so loud.”
@bmanson: fact: I've made up a song about shampooing your hair. It's gonna go platinum
“So far I’ve gotten at least four girls with the fake bloody head in the fridge. Time to move it to another place and see who else I can get.”
Stone had been in the pub for almost the entire afternoon, he’d gone off and decided since he wasn’t going to do anything he’d just drink the day away, because why not? Though he hadn’t expected to get himself in a predicament where he drank more than he should, and something that he shouldn’t have - Tequila. It was one of the worst things to serve him considering it turned him into a shit talking asshole who didn’t care how it affected the other person. So after a few rounds of talking trash and talking to the wrong person, Stone found himself in a brawl and being thrown out of the pub with a busted lip and a nice throbbing headache from the punches to his face. Holding his jaw as he walked out, Stone looked up seeing someone staring at him. “It’s just a busted lip, man. And if you think this is bad you should see the other guy.” he mumbled as he reached in his pocket to grab a smoke, but realized he had no lighter. “Got a light?”
Rolling over in his bed, Stone rubbed his hands over his face as he felt the migraine hit him hard and he already felt queasy. Looking around he saw a figure leaving his room and Stone only assumed that they’d slept together. Reaching around on his side table, Stone picked up the pack of smokes, placing it between his lips he inhaled before letting the smoke roll from his lips as he spoke groggily, “Leavin’ already?”
bmanson: funny how you take an hour nap after not sleeping at all makes you feel 20 times worse.
“Uni has just started and I’m already over it. I need a pint, or ten.”
“Oh shit!” Corey scoffed as the driver stopped his car, seeing his taxi driver had rear ended another taxi.“Dude…” he sighed, getting out of the car and slamming the door closed as he watched the two taxi drivers engage in an bit of an altercation. He looked over to his right, seeing the other passenger and giving a small smile.“You okay?”