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I MEANT ALL OF THE ODDS ON THE LAST ONE YOU REBLOGGED

OOPS.

1:What would you name your future daughter?

Lawnmower (Summer??)

3:What if I told you that you were pretty?

I would punch you and deny all claims. And then a week later I would thank you on anon.

5:What are you looking forward to in the next week?

Possible Disney World adventure.

7:How late did you stay up last night?

12 am??

9:What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

Sleeping.

11:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

With ease.

13:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

Yes. I’m not a delinquent.

15:Is it hard for you to get over someone?

I get over feelings towards others VERY easily.

17:Have you ever cried from being so mad?

Yes, which sucks ‘cause it makes me look like a whiny little shit.

19:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

Is this a kiss? *takes out a thimble*

21:What is the last thing you said out loud?

"SEE YA LATER, NERD."

23:Have you ever been to Paris?

N’aww, dat place smells.

25:Do you use chap stick?

Imagine a Vending Machine with red lipstick. (Sometimes)

27:Are you listening to music right now?

I’m listening to the musical sound of my AC.

29:Were your last three kisses from the same person?

My mommy kisses me. Imagine a Washing Machine kissing a Vending Machine.

31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

There are some days when I want to be a thug, so yes.

33:What do people call you?

Vending, Rissa, or VENDY STOP CALLING ME VENDY HOLY SHIT.

35:Are there any stressful situations in your life?

My roommate that smokes the hecka eren marajaeger. I fuckin’ hate her.

And myself. I stress myself out a lot.

37:What is wrong with you right now?

(I just finished exercising and I feel like I’ll never be the body shape that I want. I’m tired of being unhealthy and a chunkster all the time)

39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?

Fuck no. I ain’t some shoujo sparkle dick.

41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

Single and ready to punch ya in the dick.

43:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

I never regret kissing my mommy. But my dad? Yes. I regret kissing my Trash Can father. It ain’t fun kissin’ month old tuna.

45:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

Yo man, I don’t even have lips to begin with. (I THINK my mom?? My mom kisses me a lot. Shut up)

47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

Six months ago I was stuck here. In my dorm. I fucking hate my dorm. So no.

49:Have you ever been to New York?

Yes. The hobos liked me.

[msvendingmachine]

NOW I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO DO ALL OF THE ODDS

I ALREADY DID, SUCKA.

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ALL OF THE EVEN NUMBERS

WELP, I GUESS I ASKED FOR IT.

2. Last phone callI called bearren

4. Last song you listened toCoup D’etat by G Dragon

6. Dated someone twiceAt one point I liked Jean, then hated him, but now I like him again. We’re getting married soon and you’re invited to the wedding.

8. Self harmedYes. But I regret it. NEVER harm yourself.

10. Been depressedI would assume so considering I have depression.

12. had sexVending Machines don’t do that.

There is no fourteen and this frightens me.

18. Met someone who changed youYes and No. People never really change.

20. Found out someone was talking about youHAH. Yeah. Usually they’re positive things though.

What the fuck. Does this person not know how to count?

26. What did you do for your last BirthdayI shared a birthmas with kumorishoku.

30. Last time you saw you’re all of your siblings at the same timeIunno what the fuck that means, but my brother’s a Blender.

32. What are you listening to right nowStill G Dragon.

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right nowMy followers ‘cause I no longer have 420 followers. But please don’t unfollow me. Don’t. Shhhhhhloooveeemeeeeee

36. Favorite colourLavender and Peach.

38. Relationship StatusSingle like a dollah.

40. Male or femaleAs a Vending Machine, I like being known as a non-gendered individual. But I have a female voice, so let’s go with that.

42. Secondary SchoolDoes this mean what middle school I went to?? I went to Woodlands, which was originally going to be a prison, but there were so many homes around that they ended up making a school instead.

44. Eye colorTransparent. I’m a fucking Vending Machine. IF I was a human, then probably hazel.

46. HeightLike, ten feet. (5’7)

48. What do you like about yourselfI’m witty as hell.

50. Tattoos0%

54. First best friendThis human girl named Sami.

56. First BestfriendI’m going to turn this into “current best friends”Sami, Rena, Kissa, Nicole, and Kira.

60. DrinkingOil (water)

62. Listening toSTILL G DRAGON. STOP ASKING.

64. Want kids?Yes. I’m hoping for microwave children.

66. CareerCEO of Disney, Advertiser, and Actress.

68. Hugs or kissesHugs ‘cause kissing is for fucking nerds.

70. Older or YoungerYounger.

72. Nice stomach or nice armsNice tummy.

74. Hook-up or relationshipI like Captain Hook, so hook-up.

76. Kissed a strangerSon, I don’t even kiss people I know.

78. Lost glasses/contactsI am A VENDING MACHINE. (don’t wear glasses)

80. Broken someone’s heartI dunno if I ever did?

82. Been arrestedNo. The coppers can’t catch me.

84. Cried when someone diedI don’t cry on the spot or on their funeral, but it hits me later on.

86. YourselfSome days I do, some days I don’t.

88. Love at first sightNo.

90. Santa ClauseYES. HAVE YA SEEN RISE OF THE GUARDIANS? THAT SHIT’S REAL.

92. AngelsAngels are also aliens, so yes.

94. Someone You Pray Everyday ForN’aww.

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most AboutI’m a loner.

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish ForTo make other peoples’ wishes come true.

100. Do you like the way you look?No, but I’m working on that. Soon I’ll be a mech. (I started working out, so soon I’ll be aight with my physical self).

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9, 15, 37, 49, 52, 67, and 140

9:My best first date Never done that dating thing.

15:Favourite quote “Now, y-you might not feel like you can do much now, but that’s just because, well, you’re not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You’re still a seed.” -Flik (A Bug’s Life)

37:Tattoos and piercing i want Wellll, I already have my ears pierced (one on each ear). I’m not a fan of pain, but I would probs get the Angel Beats! symbol tattooed on my back.

49: Am I excited for anything? HAH, FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF SNK SO KUU WILL MAKE HIS VIDS AGAIN COUGHOUGHOUGHCOUGH- oh, and Disney World.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone? I believe it was Alyssa/bearren

67:What was the last book I’ve read? The Art of Walt Disney

140:Where do I want to live when older? Orlando, FL or anywhere in Norway.

 THANKS FOR ASKIN’!

[germanscienceboyfriends-blog]

WE FORGOT TWO OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE, IVAN AND MERISSA SO THIS ONE 4 THEM 

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