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PEELS AN ACTUAL BANANA AND THROWS IT AT YOUR HAIR

FUCK wH Y

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My favorite thing about them

His endearing personality, though there’re countless wonderful things about lord Dia!

My least favorite thing about them

He can be a little confusing sometimes, but even that isn’t all that bad!

Do I find them attractive?

Uh….no, sorry, but that’s because he’s both a man and my lord and savior.

Are we friends?

Definitely!

Would I date them?

N-no. Plus, I think him and Pearl are meant to be!

Would I marry them?

Nope.

Would I have children with them?

Not unless it was necessary to create a legion of gods through the power of handheld mpreg. But even then, I wouldn’t want to…

Would I die for them?

Absolutely, no doubt!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I'm sure there's a good--

I'LL KILL HIM

My lord Dia! I must speak with you about something urgent! Come down, my lord, if you can hear me!

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Okay, well I can convince Pearl to not make you seem like a butthurt!

Go for it if you want. Im gonna get Subway.

comedianmond replied to your post:comedianmond replied to your post:comedianmond...

He stated it as if it was a fact, though. 0:(

It's his opinion. and yours if you think so aswell. I don't think myself as butthurt but have at the idea if you so like.

comedianmond replied to your post:comedianmond replied to your post:The Pearl guy...

Pearl said you sounded butthurt.

Okay. thats an opinion i'll respect, sure. Whatever he says.

comedianmond replied to your post:The Pearl guy always has to correct me doesn’t he?

Well, Pearl’s always right!

Mhm.

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