#comedy curse

[askoverkill]

Use the chair!

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

(Chair!) (That's brilliant.)

(...) (You sit down.)

Ughhhh... I really don't want to redo this whole room again.

(You kick your legs.) (You're doing a good job at using this chair.)

It's a shame you can't ask Loop, isn't it?

...

You're acknowledging Loop? I didn't think you could do that.

Oh, I can. But I don't want to give them the satisfaction of talking about them when they're alive.

Wh-?

Director, Loop is very clearly alive??? I saw them yesterday.

Then how come they're not talking right now?

(...) (Hey, Loop hasn't been speaking to you either.)

(Why is that?) (Did you or dusk upset them?) (Did they really die?)

(Aw... that's so sad...)

I miss Loop.

Hehe, remember when they laugh all funny?

...You know what? I don't.

[askoverkill]

Weee, game time!

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

(Wee, it's game time!)

Director, are we going to play a game today?

Yesh, we are~

But it's not any fun. It's the same one as last time.

Oh stars, this is the last game. I was so Cursed and miserable I couldn't think straight.

Heh heh... no thoughts dusk. Heh... you had no brain.

Ok, actually, it will be fun with you like this!

Do you want me to LITERALLY remove his brain? It'd make him stupider~

Ohh, could you? I love stupidity.

NO!!!

Okay, okay. We'll be big brainers instead.

I could swell his brain with blood. That'll make brain REAL big.

Ohhh-

Stop! Nobody's doing anything to my brain!

[askoverkill]

"It's a cube! Made of smaller cubes!!! Thank you, Director!!!"

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

It's a cube! Made of smaller cubes!!! Thank you, Director!!!

It's like... some kinda puzzle or something? Good luck. I don't care.

(Oh, okay.)

Anyway, Liberated, that deal of ours. How much do you remember...?

(Cube.) (Within a cube!)

(Many cubes.)

(What happens if you throw cube?)

(...Cube hit the ground and turned a bit.) (Can you rotate it on purpose?)

(You can!) (Wow! Cube now is showing different cube shades.)

(There is so much to learn and discover in this world.) (There is joy and funny things to find everywhere.)

Dusk! Cube!

I don't care about your cube, dawn. I'm having a serious conversation.

(Boo, too serious.)

(If only dusk could admire your cube...) (If only the Director could!)

(If everyone got along and saw different sides to our cubes, then things would be better.)

(But you try not to think that way anymore.) (...It hurt last time you opened your heart up to them.)

(You feel warm and sick just thinking about it.)

Nghhh... Cube isn't fun anymore. Director-?

…That's really all there was to it? I'm alive because you wanted to see what'd happen?

No, because you wished for what none of us had the will to.

(Uh...) (Yeah this sounds boring.)

(Spin. Spin it.) (You see more shades.) (Weeeeee.)

[askoverkill]

Bonnie! Bon! Bon!

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

Bonnie! Bon! Bon!

(You jump into the seat and bounce in place.) (That's your other favorite kid in the whole wide world!)

...Wow, you really are Cursed.

Yeah! Yeah, I am. I'm pretty great at it though, aren't I?

...

You know, this could be a good thing?

Mhm!!! I'm so happy you think that too!

…But, uh, why?

Well, I mean, with how you and Nile both progressed your Curses, it'd be safer to have you Theater Cursed than not.

So uh. If you see more sky pieces, grab them.

Will do, Captain.

Heh. Anyway, so my car-

(You play with the buttons.)

It's making noises now.

I think... that's...

Brrr, that's the cold air, Frin!

(Hehehe.) (It's getting chilly.)

[askoverkill]

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

(FINALLY!!!!!!!!)

Two rows of...

Shiny things!

Man, that's the second time we've seen them. I wonder what they're-

(This is what it does!)

AH!!! GEMS ALIVE!!! WHAT THE- OH CRAB!!!!

WHY would you touch that?!

...Are you okay?

I've never been better!!! Hehe!

[askoverkill]

Snatch the wheel!

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

(YOU GRAB THE WHEEL! WAHAHAH!)

FRIN! NO!??!! STOP!!!!

Okay.

Change, Frin! What was that about?

(You hear knocking?) (You turn to your right to see Dusk.)

...

Bleh.

Frin? Hey, did you hear me?

I wanted to drive. Vroom vroom CRASH.

Yeah, that's NOT happening. I don't care how unreal this car is, I'm not letting you do that.

If you want to go, let's go then. Buckle up first.

(Okaaaay, whateverrrr.) (No driving while Cursed, no driving unsafely, bla bla blaaa.)

[askoverkill]

you should give the octopus a hug! It was so friendly last time!

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

(Your brain is telling you about the octopus.) (It says it was friendly.)

(...You do not remember it being so "friendly.")

(In fact, you remember it was mean and everything was dark and water splashed around and it burned and hurt and)

(And that probably looked SUPER funny from far away.)

Heheh… splish splash, kick kick.

Okay, okay, okay. We just need to get this loop over with without dawn dying again. We can do this, we can do this.

...How did this stupid game end?! Stars, it got dark or something?

Squid. Game?

You're useless.

(Oh.) (You are pretty useless.)

(But... from another perspective that must be funny to see.)

Ha...

[askoverkill]

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

Ah! Bonnie, you're back.

Yeah! And I found Frin, hey'd been walking around lost, so I saved them!

It's good to see you back, Sif. You had all of us worried sick.

Sick... do you mean, like this?

(You manage to do a sick ass cartwheel.)

Woah!!! Nice!

Siffrin! Please don't do that, you could've gotten hurt!

Gems, as sick as that was, Siffrin... you did get Theater Cursed after all.

Haha, yeah, I did.

That's not good, Siffrin! That's bad!!!

Um... but consider this...

(...) (Wait, what were you talking about again?)

Odile, give me your drink.

And what would that idea be?

I'm going to pour it all in my mouth and swallow.

Nope. Absolutely not.

(Stars blast it!)