#comedyenjoyer

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

the "you get 1264 notes per day" factoid is actually a statistical error. Noates Georg, which you posted three hour s ago on a whim without tags, and is now at 1185 notes, is a statistical anomaly adn should not have been counted .

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

in my sis' room, straight up 'jorking it'.

and by 'it' haha. well, lets justr say.

her peanits

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

You walk in wearing a bikini. When I see you, I get up and come over and start hugging and kissing you. We get pretty into it, and you notice one of my hands working at the knot of your top piece, just before the pressure disappears and the only things keeping it on you are our bodies pressed together. I pull away enough for it to fall to the floor, and slide my hand down your body in one big pet, pausing a moment to squeeze one of your now-bare tits. My hand slips between your skin and the remaining piece of your bikini, and as I pull away from our kiss, you feel me pull my hand out, too.

I hold up a burger and take a bite. "Thanks for the Krabby Patty" <3

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

Telling my printer gf a little joke to make her emit a sensible chuckle

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"which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

The egg

I doubt there are many trans guys who got their cocks before realizing they're trans

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

"son, is that a succubus?"

"EXCUSE ME SIR but THIS is your DAUGHTER and I'm just here to bring her somewhere she'll be happier. Cum blast."

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

Whgen I transtion ed ihadth emputmy dick onm y tailbo ne so ic an callitm y cocktail

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"it's 8 o' clock"?

Haha, no silly, actually I'm eating yo-ghghhhghhfggg mmmhghg mnhgbgghghh