#cometonitsway

[bjmooncakes]

I want to dirty dance on you like a drunk army boy dances on Matthew Lewis

[bjmooncakes]

I sucked a guy off today that reminded me of you like a lot

Wait a sec... This guy sucked me off today that reminded me of you a lot...

[bjmooncakes]

I had a dream the other night you danced naked on cam and it was glorious congrats on the length by the way

Hmm. I've danced on cam, and been naked on cam, but never both at once. Maybe I'll try it sometime.

[bjmooncakes]

Every time you post a picture I hope it's a selfie of you naked or half naked and then it loads and I'm disappointed for a second then it's food and it makes me fall a little in love with you because it looks delicious

Trust me, the food looks more delicious than me naked. I will probably never post selfies like that so... sorry :)

[bjmooncakes]

fameiseverything replied to your post: I am not a fan of sleeves. Ev...

showin off the gunzz hope u got a license

cuntology replied to your post: I am not a fan of sleeves. Ev...

hunkie

benedictusantonius replied to your post: I am not a fan of sleeves. Ev...

cold torso, hot arms. [thermally] hot face [metaphorically]

danielxcyrus replied to your post: I am not a fan of sleeves. Ev...

wow your fucking lips *__*

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Sexy man

OMG you guys know how to make me smile aww. IM GONNA JIZZ ON ALL OF U :3

[jennahunterson]

THANKS KAYLA. (P.S. I'm only tagging five too because those are Tumblr's dumb tracked tags rules)

rule one: post the rules.

rule two: delete the previous 11 and answer the newest 11 questions asked, then make 11 new ones.

rule three: tag 11 people and link them to this post.

rule four: let them know you tagged them.

questions:

1. what do you want to be when you “grow up”?

Technically, I am "grown up" and I still don't know the answer to that question. Honestly, ideally, what I want is to work at a book publisher (or magazine) and copyedit. I want to get paid to read things and find typos and grammatical errors all day.

2. what would your answer to the first question have been when you were five years old?

From the age of like 4 or 5 to about 12, I wanted to be a teacher. It was then that I realized I disliked children and had the patience of an irrational toddler, and those aren't good traits for a teacher.

3. you’re invisible for 24 hours. what do you do?

Probably freak out for a good hour or so. And then yell at every person who annoys me that I'm too scared to tell. And break into the aquarium and play with the dolphins. And give random people invisible hugs if they looked sad. (I don't know, being invisible actually terrifies me so I don't like to think about it lol)

4. what was the first concert you ever went to?

Backstreet Boys when I was like 12. Good times, yo

5. biggest fear?

Dying alone (also spiders)

6. if you could travel anywhere in the world and spend a week there, where would you go?

Ugh, I want to go EVERYWHERE. But first is Australia, which I'd need longer than a week to spend there, but it would be a good start.

7. how did you discover tumblr, what did you blog about back then, and what was your first url?

I think I discovered it through my friend Jane? And because I was REALLY into Glee, and I needed a place to talk about it. So yeah, I was a HUGE Glee blog at first, with a bit of Broadway and other shows thrown in there. And my first URL was ohyoudork, which is still my handle and name for a lot of other sites.

8. if you could play lazer tag with any six people, past or present, living or dead, who would you pick?

I would pick the most ridiculous (dead) people possible because me playing lazer tag is ridiculous. Ummm... Sylvia Plath, Albert Einstein, Susan B. Anthony, Frederick Douglass, FDR, and Paul Newman.

9. top 4 characters of all time from any show/book/movie/tv show?

UGH. WHY. Mark Cohen, Matt Saracen, Luke Skywalker, and Jo March. (I'm really only certain about the first two though.)

10. what is your favorite outfit of yours that you’d pretty much wear every day if it was socially acceptable?

A tanktop and a hoodie with no pants. (if only)

11. most played song in your itunes?

(Everything I Do) I Do It For You by Bryan Adams (my unironic favorite song of all time)

MY QUESTIONS

1. What was the last dream you remember about?

2. Do you have any siblings? If so, are you close? If not, do you wish you did?

3. Top 5 favorite foods?

4. What was it like the first time you saw what became your favorite movie?

5. What is something you would tell younger you?

6. Do you believe in soul mates/destiny/fate?

7. What has been your favorite birthday so far?

8. Have you ever been in a physical fight?

9. What is your proudest moment?

10. What are your favorite lyrics from your favorite song?

11. Are you more of a saver or a spender when it comes to money?

[bjmooncakes]

So your initials are bj so does that mean you're really good at giving them?

I know this is like supposed to be a funny inappropriate joke message but like I'm not gonna lie...

[erinsliver]

miss you always lady

ugh miss you too bb