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Came for the crack, stayed bc that's what I got and also I love your work *mwah*
AWWW
I am honored *dramatically wiped tears*
Glad you like the content provided love 💕
There is a lot more crack to come 👁👁
I hope you are doing well btw ☺️💘
Idk if you guys are gonna like this but I haven't written orposted in ages and I cba to write an actual story so Imma just do it as the conversation snippets I have in my head right now ok thanks cool bye
Day 1
*incoming call shawn*
"Hey,"
"Hey-"
"I got the bubbles"
"..."
"You know for the bubble bath paddling pool, I think if we add it in sections we should-"
"I need to tell you something."
"Sounds ominous, continue"
"She told me she doesn't want me to be friends with you anymore -"
"Ok. I understand"
*beep beep*
Day 4 [with alessia]
"More brownies?"
"Yes."
"How many are you going to make before you grow some balls and tell me what happened?"
"Enough to fill me like a bowling ball so I can roll myself off a cliff and pop"
"Do I get some first?"
"No"
Day 11[some group event is happening with him and a bunch of people]
*Incoming call alessia*
"Where are you"
"I'm sick"
"Sick?"
"Yes. I'm like, a broken fountain"
"Right."
"It's projectile."
"So should I come home?"
"No! ... it's like a... vomit slip and slide here"
"Now that's an image I didn't need."
"Mmm"
"This is the second time, im not covering for you forever"
"I know, I know I just, I can't do it. I'm not going to force him to be in my life, and I'd never try and get in the way of his happiness but it still fucking sucks, you know? It's not like he said I was good enough, but it feels like it. Or, well it feels like I just wasn't as good as her."
"I know,"
"Yeah"
"Want me to throat punch him?"
"As if you could"
"Hey I got skills you don't know about"
"Course you do Hun"
" (muffled) I gotta go... you gonna be ok?"
"Yeah"
*beep beep*
*incoming call alessia*
"Hello?"
"It's me"
"Don't hang up! Please"
"Are you still there?"
"Mm"
"I just, you haven't been answering my calls, or my texts, or DM's or snaps or literally anything and I don't, I can't,"
"You said we couldn't be friends"
"I didn't"
"You did. You said she asked you to-"
"But-"
"Stop being friends with me."
"Yeah, but you didn't let me finish so i"
"Why would I? It's bad enough hearing it once, you don't get to do it twice. Look I really don't wanna talk about this okay? I get it, I do, I know you were falling for her. And I'm happy for you, I just can't, I can't watch it right now. So I muted you, on everything. "
"Can you just-"
"I just. I gotta say. I know love is important to you. I get that but,-"
"Fucking hell, shut up. I said no."
"- I just don't think you deserve to be told what to do by someone."
"I. Said. No."
"No?"
"No."
"So, we're still... friends?"
"Depends, are you gonna unmute me or?"
"I mean, I can't say I miss the constant photos of the guitars"
"Hey"
"Or the weird ventilator machine."
"Oh because your paddling pool updates are just so incredible"
"Obviously"
"Did it work?"
"Nope... I think I'm gonna try it with more bottles"
"More?"
"14."
almonds are good @ghostandpals
The guests of honor rocking out in the best possible way...#WeddingTheMovie #AlamoDraftHouse @bretpalmer @jordan_bess #comgrats to the happy couple! Love y'all!
Y'all need to go check on my bro @rockncalix #OutHereDoinWork 🙌🙌🙌 #Comgrats on the project and great job fam! #HardWorkPays #Calix
guess who has heart palpitations every so often
Happyyy birthday scott
#Comgrats #HerveLeger #MaxAzria for an amazing show #NYFW #Frontrow with these hot ladies @pnemcova @marynalinchuk1 @hofitgolanofficial (at Herve Leger ,NYFW)
