Characters: Snotlout, Hiccup, Tuffnut, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Percy Jackson, Octavian, Luke Castellan, Grover Underwood, Steven Meeks, Neil Perry
Snotlout Jorgenson
"Okay so this is really happening... wow she's so gorgeous... she tastes good... I could do this forever... don't panic. Don't panic, you're brave and tough you've faced dragons scarrier than this... am I doing okay? Does she like it? Should I pull away? Is where my hands are okay? Maybe I'll move them up... here. Good good good. She asked before kissing meā¦ felt niceā¦ to have a choiceā¦ I donāt really care if that makes me seem weakā¦ Ohh I'm getting lightheaded I need air... oh wow okay okay she looks even better when she pulls away oh Thor help me..."
Tuffnut Thorston
"YESSSS THIS IS AWESOME HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW SHE LIKED ME! ā¦not like Iāve been her boyfriend for a month butā¦ Haā¦ Bet Hiccup would be jealous. I can actually kiss my girl. He can not afford. Great success. Oh she's laughing into the kiss this is even better! Her laugh is so pretty... would she be mad if I tickled her right now...? No! Focus. Lock in. She's holding on so soft it's like she's scared of hurting me she's adorable I love her so much... I'm hungry... I wonder where Chicken is I haven't- FOCUS TUFFNUT!! THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS KISSING YOU!!! Oh she pulled away... oh yeah oxygen. I'm gonna need more so she can learn to survive without oxygen-"
Hiccup Haddock
"And this is really happening okay okay don't... panic? I'm not panicking I'm just worried because I've never done this before and wow she's pretty should my eyes be closed? Where do I put my hands? Where is she comfortable with me touch- oh it's like she read my mind she's just leading my hands that's nice... I like her hand in my hair. Feels really nice. She should do that more often. I'll make it a decree. As future chief your hand should be in my hair 12 out of 24 hours in a day. I hope no one- oh gods I need air... oxygen is yummy. And necessary. I hope she's not mad- oh she's not. I love her."
PercyJackson
"Huzzah!! I have won yes yes yes! This is great, I love this. And we're in a bubble under the lake no one can get us of find us and embarrass us... that would be really crazy honestly... ooh what kind of fish was that? I wonder if the fish ever get confused when I'm down here... oh she has cherry gloss on... yummy... cherry... cherry pie... blueberry pie is better. Just because it's blue. If every food was blue, life would be so much better- FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS- oh we're done. ... I want more."
Octavian
"...this is new... I don't know how to feel... my heart is racing and my face feels hot and... gods she's gorgeous... I wasn't prepared for this I didn't see this in my premonitions...I've never kissed anyone before... I wonder if I'm doing this right... she seems to enjoy it I guess. I'm also enjoying it... I did not understand why campers always wanted to kiss their partners until now... however I still think it is inappropriate and unnecessary to be making out in public. Shameless. At least my girl knows better... waited till we were in private and asked. I love her... she makes me happy... oh yeah oxygen."
Dick Grayson
"Okay Grayson, not the first time you've kissed someone... kissed a few people. Guys girls... but this is... different... it's like... fireworks are going off and my heart is beating out of my chest... she's amazing. She asked before she kissed me... I think that's the first time anyone has ever done that... her hands feel nice on my face... her nails on my scalp... just feels nice. And she's so warm. Makes me forget about everything... about how I'm late for patrols...about the freezing weather Bats is making me go out in... Bruce would never- oh right she needs to breathe. Not all of us were trained by Batman."
Jason Todd
"How do I tell her this is the first time I've kissed anyone?! Without sounding lame... she's so soft... I love squeezing her... she's so plush and sweet.. oh shit... I just knocked my head on hers... oh she just smiling... she's not mad. Okay... she keeps checking in... she's so sweet... no one's ever cared this much... how do I tell her anyway? Hey so remember that I died at 15, got brought back and trained with the LOA for a while until now which I'm 19, meaning I missed out on my core childhood experiences- oh shit... she's... oh she just blushing... and panting..? Oh right she can't hold her breath that long..."
Damian Wayne
"Well... while unexpected... it's not unpleasant nor is it unwelcome. I hope Grayson doesn't walk in, I'll never hear to end of it... unless the fact I have a girlfriend I can kiss would tick him off, in which case, yes. He may. I'm not one for physical contact but this is really nice... Itās soft. Not all consumingā¦ which makes me happyā¦ sheās softā¦ always asksā¦ I havenāt a clue whyā¦ but itās nice to feel like I have a choice for once. I wish I could stay here all nightā¦ would father even let me skip patrols to spend time with her? I wish- oh. Right. Air.ā
Tim Drake
āScience says kissing burns calories and if this is how good kisses feel then Iām going to be soooo skinny by the time weāre married. Mhm mhmā¦ okayā¦ what am I supposed to be thinking about during a kiss anyway? Is it likeā¦ blank? Or can I think of other thingsā¦ like how Damian slipped on ice and fell this morning- oh great I laughed into the kissā¦ oh sheās not mad. I loveā¦ I loveā¦ā
Luke Castellan
āI can handle this.ā
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āI can not handle this oh godsā¦ what if I suck at kissing what if I mess up- oh damnit I just bit herā¦ oh sheās laughingā¦ okay letās try this againā¦ and if I put my hand on her faceā¦ ahh sheās so warmā¦ so cute. I just want to squeeze her forever and ever my sweet girlā¦ā
Grover Underwood
āWell this is how I dieā¦ not a bad way to goā¦ probably the best way to go if Iām being honest. I love thisā¦ā
*literally after this, head empty no thoughts.*
Steven Meeks
āMaybe I shouldāve read books on how to kiss girls Iām- ahhhh- this is not proper. Not at all. What am I talking about weāve been going out for monthsā¦ well maybe the fact I snuck her in and we are kissing on my bed in the dorm when Pitts could walk in at any timeā¦ but stillā¦ she tatted goodā¦ smells good tooā¦ probably cuz of the ice cream we hadā¦ Iām glad i get to have herā¦ Iām glad she chose meā¦ā
Neil Perry
*head empty no thoughts except āI love her so muchā*
Do you guys ever think, VERY VERY early on, right after baby Adrien was born and Emilie started going down the long painful journey of "deathly motherhood disease". Do you guys think that. That Natalie like. Hated baby Adrien. Like. For a split second. She looked at the sparkling white crib hosting the most tiny golden perfect angel baby, who looked so much like Emelie, who was faded to slowly but surely syphon away her life, and for the tiniest of moments she glared at him. Because who else was she meant to resent? Emilie? Gabriel? The baby? ... probably Gabriel would be the safest bet actually. And then baby Adrien just smiled at her and held her finger and his eyes shone so much like Emilies and she knew she was doomed forever.
- possessive smacks on the ass when you pass him in the hall.
- all talk, but no bite (he would never actually hurt you).
- routine scalp massages (on both ends), usually ending in you both being passed out on the otherās bed.
- having to label what food is yours, or he will eat it.
- constantly scolding him for his chapped lipsā¦where he continuously looses the chapsticks you graciously lend him (he always buys you more).
- playful banter that usually ends with you bent over whatever flat surface is nearby.
- having to get used to loud chewing. i mean, itās Logan. what do you expect?
- not much physical show of affection in public- thatās reserved for behind closed doors. (an occasional press of his lips to your forehead, or his hand on the small of your back is as far as heās willing to put on display for the studentās prying eyes).
- thriving off of each otherās warmth at night- tangled up in each other under some thin duvet.
- country, bluegrass, and old as fuck music. donāt you dare even think about turning on āthat shitty music you like so muchā around him.
- being turned on by your makeup on him in some wayā lipstick prints smeared along the collar of his white t-shirt- your mascara running down your face and smearing onto his fingers when he wipes it off.
- (^) just you making an absolute mess on him in general. he fucking loves it.
- needing to take sharp intakes of breath in between his kisses, since he physically can hold his breath for much longer than the āaverage mutantā.
- rough, meaningful sex. there is no such thing as a āquickieā in his book. he wants to savor your moments of vulnerability.
- more teeth than tongue. he wants to feel how you squirm under him when his canines sink into your lips, shoulders, and inner thighs.
- (^) lovebites and hickeys. youāre not allowed to leave the house unless thereās something thatās marking you as taken. as his.
- wearing his clothes when heās gone for long periods of time.
- long motorcycle rides, usually at night. (he makes you wear a helmet and plenty of protective leather, much to his enjoyment).
- soaking in your scent. he always knows when your needy. he can smell it on you.
- oh, and he smells like cedar wood and pine. Maybe a bit of cigar smoke- his natural sweat smell he canāt seem to get rid of? Something Iike that.
- (^) him going absolutely feral when he can smell himself on you- his cologne, cigars- just his general aura on you is such a massive turn on for him.
- lots of loving nips and kisses, though. constantly has his lips pressed against the nape of your neck or crown of your skull.
- sleeps with you in his arms. no way in hell youāre allowed to wake up before him.
- face sitting. he wants every pound of you on his mouth and nose, his arms wrapped up and around your thighs, pushing your cunt into his tongue.
- wanting to feel good too. no matter how hard heās been going down on you, he wants release, too.
- praise. lots of shrewd language and name-calling.
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āfuck, thatās my good fucking girl- youāre doing so good, sweetheart- so pretty all sweaty and wet cuzzahā me, huh?ā
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- face fucking. heāll stop no matter how close he is to his peak if you need him to, but he wants it so far down your throat. and you better swallow every last drop.
- breeding kink? idk i just feel like heās super into seeing you carry his kid (only when youāre ready, though. he of all people knows what a big deal pregnancy is).
- decent aftercare. he at least puts some amount of effort into it; probably brings you a glass of lukewarm water, a damp towel from his bathroom, maybe one of his t-shirts if he thinks of it.
- expect to wait a while for him to say āi love youā back. heās been hurt. too many times. he loves you, he breathes you, he craves you. he just doesnāt know if heās ready to actually admit that to himself yet, let alone to you.
