Waffler:
A sweeter scene in Cele-Brat-ion! that didn’t make the cut... but still amused me! X3
It was necessary, and I stand by my actions- I won’t apologize for any of them.” Edge was resolute, eyeing Classic and Comic cooly. His expression softened as he turned to look at his husband, “But I /am/ sorry for taking this night away from you.”
Under the table, Stretch felt a hand lay itself over his and intertwine their fingers. “I know you were excited about it.”
“Aw shucks.” Taking advantage of Edge’s guilt to press a kiss against his cheek, Stretch shrugged it off, “Yeah, well, it was something that you had to do, right?” He grinned, “And it has been an exciting night, so I can’t say I’ve been disappointed.”
“Gross.” Red managed to leer and look disgusted at the same time, leaning on his elbows heavily, “Getta room, lovebirds.”
Flushing in mortified embarrassment, Edge pushed his husband away by his face until there was a foot of space between them. Stretch accepted this new status quo with only a soft sigh. He didn’t even have Comic to sling an arm around anymore.
/“Shut up!”/ Blue shoved Red away with an aggravated sigh, massaging his face, “Stop making everything worse!”
/“Chato!”/ Red stuck his tongue out in response, an easy grin on his face as he stretched out luxuriously in Black’s old spot. He winked at Stretch, knees practically touching in this new spot. “Stop makin’ everythin’ /borin’!/ Yer a....” He squinted as though deep in thought, “Wet party... man!”
Blue was fuming, “I am not!”
“Oh, I thought it was rather sweet!” Classic was obviously trying to avoid an argument, turning a reassuring smile to Edge, “It’s nice to see couples express nice, soft gestures of affection! Especially you two, too!”
Edge looked at him oddly, /“Especially/ us?”
“S’cuz y’ain’t give the hubby ‘nough lovin’!” Red slung a friendly arm around Stretch’s shoulders, pulling him into a headlock as he squished his cheeks, “Tell ya /coitado/ ya love him!”
“/I/ didn’t say /anything!”/ Stretch clarified, cheeks still being crushed.
“He’s received plenty!” Edge said that so seriously, but there was a slyness to that grin, “Too much, even- Pancake wasn’t planned.”