Red Velvet Reel (16+)

Red Velvet Reel: A Series of Spicyhoney Slice of Life, Short Stories! Edge (Underfell Papyrus) and Stretch (Underswap Papyrus) are happily married, parents-to-be who are finding preparing for baby is no piece of (pan)cake! Warning! 16+! This blog will have: mpreg/skelepreg, swearing, & implied sex!

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Pancake! :D

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Kisses!

Baby kisses for Daddy!

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Waking Up Together

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Doing Laundry

Pancake is Papa’s Little Helper! They don’t quite understand folding yet, but they’ve got the right spirit!

I think I will try to do this challenge! :’D Experimenting with a different lineart and coloring brush! 

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Well, after a lot of careful thought, I’m sending these 3 plushies to Pancake:

A skeleton unicorn (why not love unicorns? And it’s a skeleton!).

A cookie (because apparently it’s Pancake’s favorite?).

And a sword (a weapon that they can swing and learn to handle before trying the real thing).

I know it’s a little overkill 3 at a time… but I couldn’t decide for just 1! I hope they are acceptable.

(I really wanted to send a book. But I think teddies are something more like Pancake. Books can wait when they have a better understanding of words)

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* CASTELLAR has received 3 (three) PLUSHIES!

* CHECK --> Sword Plushie (CATEGORY: TRAINING TOY) * A FINE WEAPON FOR A KNIGHT-IN-TRAINING! +25 FUN +6 SKILL

* CHECK --> Cookie Plushie (CATEGORY: FUN TOY) *DELICIOUS AND CUDDLY AND VERY CUTE! +20 FUN +8 CUTENESS

* CHECK --> Unicorn Plushie ( CATEGORY: FUN TOY) *A NOBLE STEED, READY FOR BATTLE AND NAPTIME! +30 FUN +10 SELFESTEEM

*CASTELLAR loves their presents! So much, they’re about to take a bit outta that cookie!!

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Happy birthday, Little Bit!! I made you a little giftie! *hands over brightly wrapped box* 🎉🎉💜💙🐸🐍

PANCAKE CHAIRBOT TRANSCRIPTION…..START….PANCAKE IS….. YAY (EMOTION) ….. PRESENT/GIFT (ITEM) …..DETECTING….. GREEN MAGIC STARS…. GREEN MAGIC STARS….. PINK MAGIC STARS….

* CASTELLAR has received: one (1) froggy hat & one (1) snake scarf!

*CHECK - Froggy Hat (Category: DEF ITEM) *A FRIENDLY FROG TO KEEP YOUR HEAD WARM! +15 DEF +20 WARMTH

*CHECK - Snake Scarf (Category: ATK ITEM) *A SCALY FRIEND THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM COLD AND BULLIES! +4 ATK +30 WARMTH

*CASTELLAR looks happy! They loved the presents!

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Happy Birthday, Pancake!

Castellar’s birthday is February 29th, which makes them a leap year baby! They can only celebrate their birthday every 4 years, which makes it extra special!

[redvelvetreel]

so what has pancake gotten so far? wouldn't want to duplicate a present lol

Ressa: * We gave the guagua the best present! Loko: * Their own ax! Ressa: * Their first ATK item!Loko: * Our present is the best!Ressa: * But babies need DEF items too!Loko: * And toys!Ressa: * The nene loves toys!!!Loko: * And weapons!!!!Ressa: * They love weapons, too!!!

( Stretch: * I think we’re good on the, uh, weapon quota, but Pancake loves stuffed animals! The weirder the better! )

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so, i'm going to bet the Underswap child rearing and Underfell child rearing are like day and night. got any funny misunderstandings?

Stretch: * heh, that’s a really interesting question you’ve got there, bud.* yeah, absolutely we’ve had some pretty funny (and unfunny) misunderstandings about a lot of stuff, including Pancake. (this part has been filled with them tbh) the important thing is to find be flexible, patient, and be willing to compromise.

Stretch: *anyway! onto the funnies! * so, in Underfell, parents are pretty cautious with their babies, right? especially  during their first three months of life, because they’re so little and impressionable and weak or whatever. which means they want to keep them safe, especially when there’s an unexpected situation or unknown visitor… like when the doorbell rings.* you guessed it: every single time the doorbell rang, Edge would stash our baby someplace nice and safe until the coast was clear…

Stretch: * of course, he didn’t tell me he did that or where he stashed them, at first. “operational security” as he calls it. * hehe, you can imagine i was really surprised the first few times i opened a cabinet to get some cereal and found Pancake instead. or when i was putting my hoodie away and found two very little feet peeking out from underneath the clothes. i found them all sorts of weird places…* uh, anyway, Edge doesn’t do that so much anymore… but i’m pretty sure it’s only because they won’t sit still for very long. he tends to keep them as close as possible, or hand them off to me and make me hang out by a door. * loads more, of course, but that one cracks me up everytime, heh.

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Hahahahah 

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#think on the bright side #at least you'll have some pretty funny stories #to tell when Pancake is older

Nacho: * Yes!! But it is not only us!!! Papirus’ Gordo is, how you say it, extreme? He is extreme with the pibecito! * His people think that the baby is weak and needs to be protected from everything!  Everything!!! Even things that are not alive!!!

Nacho: *So, their Papa went crazy trying to make the house safe for them! So safe that the adults have problems doing normal things, like opening the refrigerator! * He has pool spaghetti around the edge of the table! He has baby gates on all the doors! Locks on the trashcans! Books and things only can be on the second shelf!

Nacho: * Of course, while Papi’s Gordito was making the house “safe,” Shasha needs to be protected!  * So, we come back to find the poor creature completely covered with “defense” items, while their Papa is lining the corridor with pool spaghetti! And, he has not calmed down yet, jaja!

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so, i'm going to bet the Underswap child rearing and Underfell child rearing are like day and night. got any funny misunderstandings?

Stretch: * heh, that’s a really interesting question you’ve got there, bud.* yeah, absolutely we’ve had some pretty funny (and unfunny) misunderstandings about a lot of stuff, including Pancake. (this part has been filled with them tbh) the important thing is to find be flexible, patient, and be willing to compromise.

Stretch: *anyway! onto the funnies! * so, in Underfell, parents are pretty cautious with their babies, right? especially  during their first three months of life, because they’re so little and impressionable and weak or whatever. which means they want to keep them safe, especially when there’s an unexpected situation or unknown visitor... like when the doorbell rings.* you guessed it: every single time the doorbell rang, Edge would stash our baby someplace nice and safe until the coast was clear...

Stretch: * of course, he didn’t tell me he did that or where he stashed them, at first. “operational security” as he calls it. * hehe, you can imagine i was really surprised the first few times i opened a cabinet to get some cereal and found Pancake instead. or when i was putting my hoodie away and found two very little feet peeking out from underneath the clothes. i found them all sorts of weird places...* uh, anyway, Edge doesn’t do that so much anymore... but i’m pretty sure it’s only because they won’t sit still for very long. he tends to keep them as close as possible, or hand them off to me and make me hang out by a door. * loads more, of course, but that one cracks me up everytime, heh.

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How is Pancake's birthday, is it okay to give a gift (I remember Edge was not very comfortable with that)?

Edge: *Yes, of course! In Underswap, it is customary to bring them a gift. In Underfell, it is required!* Anything you want: toys, books, movies, clothes, food, weapons, spikes, chains! They will be very happy and grateful!

Edge: *I think, maybe, before, I was too... much. Pancake is my first child, so I am, maybe, a little too careful with them. * In Underfell, my home, presents are serious. Only for friends and family you know very well. And if you get a present, you give a present. * I... understand it is different here. It is different for humans. And it makes me happy so many people love my baby and want to make them happy. * I think it will be okay, even if it is not their birthday, and if my husband also agrees with it. Thank you. 

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Saw that tag about teaching Pancake and immediately thought of this! XD

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[RYN THIS IS SO PERFECT AND I LOVE IT!!!! IT’S PANCAKE TO A T!!!!! Slim’s the one recording with only minor shaking as he tries really hard not to lose it!!! :’D ]

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Saw that tag about teaching Pancake and immediately thought of this! XD

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OMG! It's been a year! How fast time passed. Congratulations Pancake !! Much health, success and all the best! I wonder if there will be cake, and if so, will it be red velvet?

Stretch: *aw, shucks, thanks so much, buddy! it’s hard to believe lil Pancake’s growing up so fast, huh? seems like just yesterday they were an itty bitty Souling!

Stretch: *and absolutely there’s cake!!! here it is! isn’t it cute?* so, in Underswap, the birthday kid’s community bakes and decorates the cake for them! all their friends, family, neighbors, basically the whole town comes together to make them a delicious, personalized cake.* but since Pancake’s a lucky ducky with family and friends from all over the place, everyone pitched in a little to help, including the Underfell relatives who had no idea what they were doing. *and yup, it’s red velvet. how’d ya guess, kiddo? ;)*there’s... uh... one problem...

Stretch: *Pancake doesn’t really like soft, squishy foods very much. so they don’t want to try any, despite their Dad’s best efforts.* i thought it was, like, a texture thing, since they like other sweet things like cookies just fine, but they like apple sauce and mashed potatoes just fine...* maybe it’s the color? the red freaks them out? but they eat beets and regularly chow down on green magic, so...* we’re not really sure what to do... no one else can have some until they eat a little bit... haha... kids, right? 

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Mr. Black (sorry, I’m not sure of your title), you’re amazing! Pancake couldn’t ask for a better protector!

Black: *You’re absolutely right! Castellar’s parents were very wise to beg me to watch over them! And I am very kind to have accepted!*Very few can match up to my amazing physical and magical abilities! My powerful protection charms! My imposing aura and threatening presence! My dashing good looks! My prestigious social and military position! * With Captain Black watching over them, Castellar is, without a doubt, the luckiest infant alive! 

Black: * And the Angel knows they need all the help they can get!*Edge comes from okay stock and he’s not a complete incompetent, so they should have inherited some survival instincts and abilities, in theory, but... 

Black: *They take too much after their other father!!! They are too happy and friendly and trusting and affectionate!!!! They love meeting new people! They love the outdoors! They love wild animals! * Not being afraid of things is good- but not having a sense of self-preservation and a healthy suspicion of the living and dead is terrible!!!! If they came upon the Great King himself, the terrible Judge of the Dead, they would be thrilled!!! They would smile at him, touch his dreaded red cloak without fear, and then ask him to pick them up!!!* This behavior is unacceptable!!! It must not be allowed to progress any further!!! 

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Did Pancake get the cookie they wanted?

*Pancake is happily eating a cookie!*

Black: *OF COURSE THEY DID!*DO YOU FOOLS THINK I GIVE MY WORD LIGHTLY?!*NO! THE WORD OF THE DEMON CAPTAIN OF THE UNDERGROUND, THE DRAGON MASTER, IS WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD!!!!*ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS GIVEN TO INFANTS!!!!

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sorry but: is that kids name pancake or not?????

Stretch: * yeah... it’s kind of confusing, huh?* this lil’ kiddo here? Their official, legal name is Castellar.* their nickname from their Souling days was Pancake, and it’s sort of stuck. so lots of folks just keep calling them Pancake. * And they have so many other nicknames given by literally everyone else, so... they get kind of confused too. 

Stretch:* ill be real- i don’t understand half of what these guys call Pancake. these are just some of the ones i hear the most.* it’s always said with like huge affection, and i’m sure half of it is Underfellese, but like... Casio? like the instrument company?? * and Baba?? isn’t that a grandmother?? * and Edge... i don’t know where he got it from, but he likes calling them Yaya? among literally everything else??*i don’t know if poor Pancake is ever going to learn their real name haha