#comm.txt

[vhscrow]

hi I'm trapped in the infinite scroll loop someone kick me and make me do some chores or gardening

[uescontactlight]

ITS SO FUCKING OVER WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

[arsgangs]

hi new followers. welcome to whatever the fuck this is

[artb0t]

hi i made a real com sheet <3 dm me im fun and cute i swear

This is now outdated! thanks <3

[daybreakcries]

Commissions are open!

i will be opening five slots for commissions at a time, and you can find my info here

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[vhscrow]

okay. okay here we go

so The Talos Principle is a puzzle/adventure game where you play as a robot designed to solve puzzles for this big voice in the sky known as Elohim. your goal? solve the puzzles to attain eternal life. at least, that's what he says - there's a key character you meet that has other plans for you.

AND DID I MENTION ITS GORGEOUS?? the graphics and the soundtrack are SO beautiful I'm gonna cry

https://youtu.be/2TXQJtbqECA?si=f-mOwkxg7o4k9UKo

so

do you like portal? if you like portal you will like the talos principle

do you like puzzle games? do you like robots? do you like existentialism and philosophical conversation and heavy religious themes? then you will like the talos principle. I promise you this much

it's available on steam and epic games for 30$ (and all major consoles if that's more your speed), but regularly goes on sale for under 10$ including all dlc if you'd rather wait for that

tl;dr please play the talos principle

[vhscrow]

I really, really want an iron lung tattoo

the problem is idk what exactly I want it to look like

[vhscrow]

right after I rb'd that post the seller texted me so guess who's about to get a new altar table