#commander catscratch

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The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Lady Lovalorn: I will not let you down. Prince Reignbow: Sounds fun. Commander Catscratch: K. Sir Bad Cat: No, I'm fucking not. Maiden Belleweather: Do I have to be? Hisstress Catastrophe: Please god, I am so tired.

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Maiden Belleweather: Relationships should be 50/50. Commander Catscratch cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Prince Reignbow: Commander Catscratch taught me to think before I act. 

Prince Reignbow: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Commander Catscratch: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Prince Reignbow. 

Prince Reignbow: I hate myself. 

Commander Catscratch: Alright, square up.

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Commander Catscratch: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Lady Lovalorn, Hisstress Catastrophe, & Sir Bad Cat: Okay. Commander Catscratch: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Lady Lovalorn: Bold of you to assume I have money. Sir Bad Cat: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Hisstress Catastrophe: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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*when a child starts crying in public* 

Commander Catscratch: *tries to make the child laugh* 

Lady Lovalorn: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* 

Maiden Belleweather: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* 

Prince Reignbow: *cries with the child* 

Sir Bad Cat: *ignores the child* 

Hisstress Catastrophe: *is the reason why the child is crying*

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Lady Lovalorn: I'm never having a debate with Commander Catscratch again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

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Sir Bad Cat: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. 

Commander Catscratch: Forty five seconds?!? 

Sir Bad Cat: No! I said four TO five seconds. 

Commander Catscratch, hugging Sir Bad Cat: Too late.