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The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Lady Lovalorn: I will not let you down. Prince Reignbow: Sounds fun. Commander Catscratch: K. Sir Bad Cat: No, I'm fucking not. Maiden Belleweather: Do I have to be? Hisstress Catastrophe: Please god, I am so tired.

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Maiden Belleweather: Relationships should be 50/50. Commander Catscratch cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Lady Lovalorn: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Hisstress Catastrophe: Yes? Lady Lovalorn: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Hisstress Catastrophe: Fuck. Lady Lovalorn: It's gonna be a fun week! Hisstress Catasrophe: I'm going to Sir Bad Cat's house. Lady Lovalorn: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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Hisstress Catastrophe, teaching Sir Bad Cat to drive: Okay, you're driving and Prince Reignbow and Lady Lovalorn walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Sir Bad Cat: Oh, definitely Lady Lovalorn. I could never hurt Prince Reignbow. Hisstress Catastrophe, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Hisstress Catastrophe: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Prince Reignbow: Uh, Lady Lovalorn and Sir Bad Cat are not getting along. Hisstress Catastrophe: They’re not trying to kill each other. Prince Reignbow: You may have a point.

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Prince Reignbow: Commander Catscratch taught me to think before I act. 

Prince Reignbow: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Commander Catscratch: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Prince Reignbow. 

Prince Reignbow: I hate myself. 

Commander Catscratch: Alright, square up.

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Hisstress Catastrophe: Why would you do that? Lady Lovalorn: Because I feel guilty. Sir Bad Cat: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Hisstress Catastrophe: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Hisstress Catastrophe, gesturing to Lady Lovalorn and Sir Bad Cat fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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The Squad's cooking skills Hisstress Catastrophe: master chef Sir Bad Cat: knows a few recipes Popping Bubbles: can follow instructions on a box Prince Reignbow: made toast once Lady Lovalorn: banned from the kitchen

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Sir Bad Cat: We’re kind of missing something guys. Prince Reignbow: Cohesion? Ghost: Teamwork? Popping Bubbles: A general sense of what we’re doing? Lady Lovalorn: And Hisstress Catastrophe is not here. :( Prince Reignbow: Oh, and that, yeah.

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Commander Catscratch: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Lady Lovalorn, Hisstress Catastrophe, & Sir Bad Cat: Okay. Commander Catscratch: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Lady Lovalorn: Bold of you to assume I have money. Sir Bad Cat: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Hisstress Catastrophe: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Hisstress Catastrophe: Where’s Sir Bad Cat? Commander Catscratch: Around. Hisstress Catastrophe: Around? Hisstress Catastrophe: You don’t have any idea, do you? Sir Bad Cat, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

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Prince Reignbow: Why is Lady Lovalorn crying on the floor? Sir Bad Cat: She's drunk. Prince Reignbow: And? Sir Bad Cat: She saw a picture of Hisstress Catastrophe's wife. Prince Reignbow: But she's Hisstress Catastrophe's wife. Sir Bad Cat: I know.

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Prince Reignbow: Good night. Sir Bad Cat: Sleep tight. Hisstress Catastrophe: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Lady Lovalorn: Great, now Prince Reignbow's crying.

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Hisstress Catastrophe: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Sir Bad Cat: Um, make lemonade? Hisstress Catastrophe: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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Lady Lovalorn: Stop doing that. Hisstress Catastrophe: Stop doing what? Lady Lovalorn: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.