If capitalism is bad, why are capitalists so attractive? 🤔
Note that the same also applies to the eco-terrorist group trying to stop said capitalists…
(Before anyone grabs me by the collar: I KNOW that Angeal, Genesis, and Sephiroth didn't choose to join Shinra themselves and had no other options —this is just for the sake of the joke, and because I had exactly three spots left on my bingo card. And also because they’re super hot.)











