#commander olo

[mafiaamongstus]

Commander Olo wants YOU to help fight aliens! Join the Government today to prevent the Imposter invasion!

Everybody say hello to Commander Olo, the famed war hero and discoverer of the Imposters! This man has been at it for far too long.

The cause for his whip and nae nae? A story far too long to tell but here he is in all of his glory. A fitting start to the lore that will be trickling onto here in the days to follow

[mafiaamongstus]

Dear Private Kyle, I hope this letter finds you well. I am currently in the midst of a spot of academic research in the field of robotics, and couldn't help but notice that your name has appeared multiple times across the peer-reviewed articles that I'm referencing. While the information in the papers is quite valuable, I'm writing to you on this day in the hopes of receiving a more succinct answer to my query. I'm seeking an answer to the ages-old question of "Are robots capable of love?". Not in the sense of a trained algorithm selecting a predictive response to an input from a pre-curated pool of stock answers, but something more... natural. Organic. Unprompted. A sense of belonging or companionship, whether it's among humans or other machines. I would like to reiterate that this is of course purely for academic purposes, and I'd be more than happy to cite you as a source in the finished publication. Thank you very much for your time. Sincerest regards, J.P.

One Commander Olo would like to offer apologies on behalf of Private Kyle for the lack of a timely response.

It would seem that upon reading this letter, Kyle curled around his longtime robotic companion, crying inconsolably, apologizing in words that cannot be replicated by any other human tongue on the base. (We are currently investigating this, though we believe it to be caused by his grief at the fact he has not considered that other people might not believe robots to be capable of love, and is utterly inconsolable at the thought of how people may be treating their companions).

I again apologize at the extreme tardiness of this response, Kyle has promised to begin publishing a series of papers on his findings of robotic emotions. I hope this answers your question, please have an excellent day.

[mafiaamongstus]

I emerge from the void of silence and college graduation prep to remind you all that Olo wants YOU

Got the chance to get a sketch in some game of a character and naturally I chose Olo.

[mafiaamongstus]

damn Commander u straight bussin in that picture no cap

Commander Olo: -squinting at the screen- I don't believe I know any of these words but I shall choose to take this as a compliment? Primarily because Private Kyle has not ceased in his laughter since I showed him a picture of this statement.