#comments from hell

[soggy-spinch-water]

I’m gonna be so real with you, I know that this youtube comment was intended as an insult and the user got the order mixed up, but this holds such harrowing meaning in the year of our hell 2025.

And coming from the profile picture of Clippy makes it so much worse.

[sharktofu]

Oi, let me scream in here because I'm half a second away from deleting my every fuckin fic out of SPITE.

I know that most ppl on the internet are uncultured and simply beyond any fuckin help, but damn, that doesn't make it any fuckin better or makes me any fuckin less angry.

If this person wanted to be nice or encouraging, they need some 101 lessons on not being a dick. It made me angry, it made me sad, it made me regret writing.

[sunshinesinger]

ok u thirsty ass everything from o!rul8,2?

ok bitcc i see how u playin

O!RUL82?: Tell me about a time you were late for something.

i actually cannot for the life of me remember when i was last late for something i’m always 3985473 years early for literally everything early is betTER THAN LATE

N.O: Tell me about your most rebellious moment.

uhm probably telling my parents to let me handle my college problems by myself idk man i’m weak

We On: List your favorite TV shows.

fuCk ok uh penny dreadful, avatar: the last airbender fight me it’s the best cartoon ever, young justice aLSo the best cartoon ever, steven universe, lucifer, game of thrones, stAR WARS THE CLONE WARS AND THE NEWER SEASONS OF REBELS OKAY BYE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

R U Happy Now?: Tell me what your ideal paradise would be like.

does the void count

If I Ruled the World: Tell me what you’d do if you were Ruler of the World for a day.

well this is a lot of responsibility i am not ready for

Coffee: Coffee or Tea?

shIT HOW COULD YOU AKA YOU KNOW ME I CANT PICK UGH

Cypher 1: Boardgames or Video games?

video games af but i will totally play board games with anyone and probably lose either way

Attack on Bangtan: F*ck, marry, kill (then name three idols)

keeping this just to bangtan because i’m a mess but fuck hobi for sure, marry jimin, and kill jungkook because he’s ruined my life (i’M KIDDING but he’s still ruined my life i’ll fight him)

Satoori Rap: Tell us about a custom from your country.

does the pledge of allegiance count lmao thanks for having cultural customs america

Luv in Skool: Tell us about your favorite school subject.

history all the way i’m the best at history and also any language course because i’m a loser for language

Put a (BTS) song title in my ask & I will answer the corresponding questions!

[sunshinesinger]

So, is BigHit finally confirming Jimin!harem? Because I'm HERE for it! Give Jimin all the love! :)

jimin!harem has come to light at last…..here to corrupt what little purity we have left…..i have been waiting 3820458 years

[sunshinesinger]

WDEFGRHTJYKU WHEN LIMIT LIFTS AT 12 AND ITS LIKE FOUR MORE HOURS OVER HERE SFRPJTHR I WOULD REACH IT FOR YOU ANY DAY MY GOOD FRIED GAM A N Y D A Y

THA N KYOU FOR LOVING ME ILL PRAY FOR U UNTIL MIODNIGHT JKFDHGLAKDJSGLH

[sunshinesinger]

I'M CRYIN GQOIEFGRHTFRG I HIT MY POST LIMIT FOR YOU THIS IS TRUE GOALS GAM EWORTHYJUK I'VE DESCENDED INTO THE VOID FOR YOU

THANK YOU I FEEL UNWORTHY OF YOUR SACRIFICE BUT ITS NOT IN VAIN I THINK PROBABLY