💬 nope! but i need to check with my wife first~
💬 [ 10:55PM ] heol: I look forward to it (?) ㅋ
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💬 i have consulted my wife and she agrees that this offense to my singleness must be taken seriously! 💬 therefore! you now owe me a mild, soul-crushing favor, to be revealed at a time and location of my choosing ㅋ 😏 💬 i'll be sending our binding contract for you to sign soon~ 💬 unless you're scared? 😇
💬 [ 11:11PM ] heol: scared? 💬 [ 11:11PM ] heol: never 💬 [ 11:11PM ] heol: send the contract 💬 [ 11:11PM ] heol: i’ll even sign in blood if it helps
💬 good good good 💬 i expected no less 😏 💬i have drafted the contract in the spirit of fairness and eternal singlehood~ 💬please review carefully before signing~
* attached: MILDLY_SOULCRUSHING_FAVOR_contract_finalFR? *
💬you have exactly three (3) days to respond before the penalty kicks in~ 💬(yes there’s a penalty. no i will not elaborate) 💬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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heol has sent a file. attached: [REDACTED]_REVISIONS_v2_final_finalFRedit2.pdf
[[[ annoted clauses. all comments are written in red
clause ii.3: favor must not include excessive public humiliation, unless humor value exceeds 7.5/10 → comment: please define humor scale (would a mullet wig score high enough?)
clause v: contract issuer reserves the right to giggle throughout the favor. → comment: non-negotiable. i also reserve the right to laugh. together or not.
clause ix.2: “penalty details shall remain shrouded in mystery, like a good variety twist.” → comment: acceptable.
signature line: *very neatly drawn signature with a doodle of a ghost next to it* ]]]
💬 the ghost???? 😭🩷 💬 i accept this cursed signature ㅎㅎ 💬 your soul is now mine 🫡 no refunds 💬 you’ll regret it~ 💬 maybe not today buuuuuuuut very much eventually ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 💬 ps: mullet wigs are only scaled at 1.5 out of respect for the adherents to the Mullet Community
💬 [ 02:57AM ] heol: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 💬 [ 02:57AM ] heol: i have to go sleep now 💬 [ 02:58AM ] heol: i'll mesage you later 💬 [ 02:58AM ] heol: goodnight