#companion queuebe

[astoldbyidiots]

dont forget to put out wine and bread for brutus tonight so he’ll come and stab any unruly politicians tomorrow!

[missilia-amorii]

what is she?? a rabbit? a fox??? i just dont know....

[astoldbyidiots]

people say time is a line or a circle or a river or a whatever but what it seems to me is like cursive, especially russian cursive

you have whole bunch of little loops on a wire at the discretion of whoever is still using cursive

[astoldbyidiots]

im getting an a+ in family, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[astoldbyidiots]

androgynous people who join in with my bad jokes are some of my favorite people

if your gender presentation would give joe mccarthy a heart attack, i’m already predisposed to like you

[astoldbyidiots]

the thing they never tell you about being in your thirties is that the oldies radio stations start to play songs from your childhood

and it’s hurtful

[astoldbyidiots]

do you ever think about how, if you have kids one day, when they're teens they'll scream that they hate you and your reply will be to huff a laugh and say "kid nobody hates me more than i do"

[astoldbyidiots]

it’s very telling that the first word that pops up as a suggestion when I type the letter f is fanart